This is dedicated to @Miyuki_neko_girl ! Well all with Loki or Aria will be dedicated to her ;D
I LOVE YOU KITTY!
(Oh, and in the future, there will be a HUGE Loki arc. One of him being evil. MWAHAHAHAH! O.O Woa... were did that come from?!
Loki: from me!
Me: Loki?! What are you doing here?!
Loki: I'm here to see my beautiful Miyuki!
Me: well, she's not here at the moment, but ill be sure get you to talk to her later :3
Loki: hmmph. Your no fun. POOOFF! *turns me into a bunny*
Me: *Poof?!* /(>#w#<)\
Loki: SHUT UP I DO WHAT I WANT! now stop talking. Bunnies dont talk.
Me: *well... what does the bunny say?*
Loki: hmmm O.e ugg stupid mortals. oh well... *picks me up and poofs away*)
Tony's phone
Tony: Loki!
Reindeer games: blessed silence what IS it metal mortal?!
Tony: Avengers + Loki game night tonight at 8! Be there!
Reindeer games: and why in all of the 9 realms would I?!
Tony: i really dont know but sometimes its fun when you come actualy.
Reindeer games: what do you want Stark?
Tony: o.o Whatever do you mean?!
Reindeer games: UUGGHH I dont have time for you! You obviously want something from me.
Tony: ok ok maybe i was hoping you might idk maybe do something to see... idk maybe Anna and hmmm... well how bout Spangels? OwO
Reindeer games: why would i do anything to them?
Tony: maybe some lusty magic or something (>O♡O)> <(O♡O<)
Reindeer games: what. the. hell. is that supposed to be?!
Tony: Anna and Stevie :3
Reindeer games: *facepalm*
Tony: Look! I will pay you!
Reindeer games: oh yes, i need your mortal money so bad in my life as a GOD
Tony: Thor said you weren't gods Owo
Reindeer games: because he's an oaf and doesn't understand power and immortality
Tony: huh... whatevs. Listn L'Oréal
Reindeer games: wtf?
Tony: we can make some kind of deal right?
Reindeer games: wait what is L'Oréal?
Tony: tell me a few things youd like and we'll see what i can do for ya
Reindeer games: STOP IGNORING ME!
Tony: well? What's it gonna be?
Reimdeer games: STUPID PUNY WORTHLESS PATHETIC TINY WELP EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN! WHAT IS L'ORÉAL?!
Tony: ITS JUST A HAIR PRODUCT! WTH!
Reindeer games: WELL EXCUSE ME! IM SO SORRY IF YOU IGNORED ME WHEN I ASKED YOU A SIMPLE QUESTION PATHETIC HUMAN!
Tony: WELL YOU IGNORED ME FIRST!!!
Reindeer games: ACTUALLY YOU IGNORED ME FIRST!!!
Tony: WELL I DONT CARE! ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION NOW!
Reindeer games: AND WHAT WAS THAT?!
Tony: WHAT COULD I DO TO GET YOU TO DO SOMETHING TO ANNA AND FROSTY CAP?!
Reindeer games: Frosty Cap? Really Stark... thats just pathetic...
Tony: yeah well... it just came out ok! Leave it!
Reindeer games: in a forgotten memory trust me. Thats just horrible.
Tony: Well you've never come up with any!
Reindeer games: XD Captain Neverland Captain Frost Giant And worlds oldest pervert
Tony: Steve a pervert XD
Reindeer games: well when a 90 some year old man looks at a young woman even in the most 'gently studying' way, i believe according to you humans, thats being perverted.
Tony: X'D I WILL NEVER LET THAT ONE GO!
Reindeer games: how old is he supposed to be anyways. Not the 90 something
Tony: well he went under at 25 i think... idk if he aged at all in suspended animation... even if he did it would probably only be a few years anyway
Reindeer games: huh... interesting.
Tony: what?
Reindeer games: well in your world 90 is way old. Im my world 25 is still a small child...
Tony: makes since for his strange adorableness
Reindeer games: O.e
Tony: O.O Not. What. I. Ment.
Reindeer games: ohh ho! I see...
Tony: LOKI! Really?! NO NO NO NO NO NEVER NEVER NVER STONY!!!!!
Reindeer games: phhffft Stony? XD anyways, i might help you if you give me my own room to stay in at the tower! I refuse to stay with Thor again!
Tony: but we cant trust you! No deal, pick something else
Reindeer games: Tony Tony Tony, tsk tsk... if you want your little 'dream romance' to come true, you must meet my demands.
Tony: but!
Reindeer games: uh uh uh! Not buts! Yes or no! Now!
Tony: ehhh... ehhh...! Ok fiiiinnneee!!!
Reindeer games: good good! I will be there. what time?
Tony: 8
Reindeer games: good! See you then Stark
Tony: hmmm O.e
Uh oh! What is Loki planning? And will he sucseed? What will happen to our poor unsupecting little ship?!
Me: (What does the bunny say?)
Loki: Shut up! They sure dont talk!
Me: (Silence but cute bunny eyes) /(●#w#●)\
Loki: UGGGG!!!
Me: *whispers*(saavveee meeeeeee!!!)
/A/N/ OMG this turned out WAY better than i thought XD these will be fun! Now i have two funnies to write with!!!!
And no, idk why im now a bunny....///
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Avengers TXTS And Random Funnies!
FanfictionSo! After reading Avengers chatrooms and txt stories, I decided to try my hand at it! I'm not very good with humor, but I've been getting better with writing Stark, so i think im getting better With humor then! It will be a set of arcs, txts about...
