And now we have Tony being lazy and txting Bruce (who is downstairs in the lab. Ok maybe quite a few floors down it is the Avengers tower... but gee there are elevators!)
Tony: Science bro!
Bruce: what is it Tony? Im a bit busy at the moment actualy
Tony: you gotta be up here at 8 for the Avengers game night!
Bruce: um absolutely not
Tony: D: but bru?!
Bruce: dude, last time you made me and Steve *shudders* uggg kiss! >~<'
Tony: Dude that was awesome and you know it!
Bruce: the hell Tony. Your so weird.
Tony: I wanted to start a new ship!
Bruce: plz not that again.... stop with the shipping plz!!!!
Tony: nuuu! I got my OTP now!
Bruce: HOW THE HELL IS ME AND STEVE YOUR ONE TRUE PAIRING?!
Tony: X'D OMG i think i wet myself! No not you two silly!
Bruce: thank god... then who?
Tony: Stevanna!
Bruce: it is the perfect couple but i feel so bad for her... shes got you as her matchmaker...
Tony: you will help!
Bruce: WAAAA?! NOOOO! I doubt Steve will even talk to me you stupid jerk!!!
Tony: aww come on :( they trust you! Esp Anna she friggn adores you!
Bruce: •=w=• awww Tony, stop it. She just likes to learn!
Tony: yeah but she loves learning from you esp!
Bruce: well I do love teaching her... maybe I can help her somehow... idk im not good with this subject...
Tony: you can do it! Just keep giving her courage and telling her how much Steve loves her!
Bruce: yeah i guess... isnt it wrong to tell one friend how much the other friend loves them?
Tony: ehh who cares :D
Bruce: your so evil Tony...
Tony: OoO' MEH?!
Bruce: shut up Tony go away ill be there but if we play spin the stupid ass bottle again I. Will. Kill. You.
Tony: EVERY ONE WANTS TO KILL ME?! WHYYYYYY?!
Bruce: I wonder <. <
Tony: but everyone is supposed to LOVE meh!
Bruce: welcome to reality bro.
Tony: :( i dont like it... (^♡^)>v time for more Scotch!!! I miss Anna :(
Bruce: one of these days Clint is gonna kill you
Tony: One of these days im gonna get Anna drunk without having to spike her drink! :D
Bruce: thats when Clint will kill you
Tony: >w< ppphhhhfffffft! He can try!
Bruce: im pretty sure he can...
Tony: who's side are you on?!
Bruce: mine! Now lemme go back to work!
Tony: fine! BUT BE UP HERE AT 8! :D
Science Bros! Love em! I absolutely ADORE that drinking figure! ♡♡♡♡
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Avengers TXTS And Random Funnies!
FanfictionSo! After reading Avengers chatrooms and txt stories, I decided to try my hand at it! I'm not very good with humor, but I've been getting better with writing Stark, so i think im getting better With humor then! It will be a set of arcs, txts about...
