Convincing the Captain

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Ok this one doesn't have Tony, but he will be talked about :3
Clint has to convince Steve to come to the party remember ;D
Clint's phone

Clint: hey Steve

Capt'n 'merica!: hey Clint

Clint: I know Tony and I kinda freaked you out earlier, but we really want you to come tonight :)

Capt'n 'merica!: yeah I know... but Tony always picks on me... in the worst ways... always....

Clint: :( yeah I know, but you gotta turn the other cheek! Don't let him get to ya! Thats why he does it! He loves your reactions! Well, they are actually pretty funny X3

Capt'n 'merica!: Ah come on Clint!

Clint: XD Sorry! But it is funnuy!

Capt'n 'merica!: Uhgg... why do you guys love picking on me?

Clint: it really is your reactions. And the girls think your reactions are adorable X3

Capt'n 'merica!: ... yeah im not coming

Clint: Cap you gotta! Listn, you and I can pull one over on Tony!

Capt'n 'merica!: idk... im not good with pranks...

Clint: oh come on! Ive heard you tell stories of your and Bucky's little escapades ;)

Capt'n 'merica!: :) yeah the good ole days... ok ill help

Clint: YES! TO THE FALL OF TONY!

Capt'n 'merica!: tripping is kinda predictable...

Clint: no i ment the metaphoric fall... nvm...

Capt'n 'merica!: OK what is nvm? I see people use it all the time!

Clint: its Never mind...

Capt'n 'merica!: oh ok :) thanks!

Clint: yeah sure...

Capt'n 'merica!: ugg.. i just remembered! im scared Bruce doesn't even want to see me after last time!

Clint: you two haven't talked since then?

Capt'n 'merica!: no we haven't. To embarrassed i suppose...

Clint: well i guess i get it.. but yall need to talk or else things will get really weird...

Capt'n 'merica!: yeah i guess so....

Clint: trust me! We're on a team, communication is crucial!

Capt'n 'merica!: yeah your right... ill text him in a bit...

Clint: great! Ok, ill plan out the prank for Tony!

Capt'n 'merica!: :) well, i do look forward to that

Clint: good! Don't tell anyone!

Capt'n 'merica!: can i tell Bruce?

Clint: well...

Capt'n 'merica!: it might help us talk again, and im sure he would love as much as me to get back at Tony >:(

Clint: well when you put it that way, yeah sure why not >:) he can help to!

Capt'n 'merica!: Yes! This'll be great!!!

Clint: Kool! Ill get back with u later on the prank!

Capt'n 'merica!: kool?

Clint: deal with it bro

Capt'n 'merica!: ok.

Ok its not that long or funny, but now i know i have to set up quite a few pranks >~< i hope i can pull this off!
Loki: Do not worry my little floppy eared bunny slave.
Me: (that sounded so weird) /(>~<)\       
Loki: what why?
Me: (well... bunny slave... *coughs* *coughs*)
Loki: yeah, your a bunny, and my slave now. So?
Me: (never mind...)
Loki: you mortals are so pathetic.
Me: /(,● ~ ●,)\ 
Loki: UGGGG stop looking at me like that!!!!
Me: (*whispers* saaaveeee meeeeee!!!!)

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