1,000 Things to do When You're Bored

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• Invite a friend to do a blind makeover. If you have no friends then have a blind makeover with your cat. If you have no cats then have a blind makeover with your pet rock. If you have no pet rocks then do a blind makeover with yourself

• Bake a cake

• Plant a tree

• Make a whip cream pie and give it to your neighbor. As you are about to hand it over, smash it in their face and run away

• Make origami sail boats and sail them in a lake or beach or bathtub

• Write a letter then put it in a glass bottle and throw it in the lake or ocean or bathtub

• Make a bed for your pet rock

• Plant that birdseed you bought

• Put bagels in your families shoes

• Dye your neighbors pool

• Get hair dye that washed out with shampoo and dye your hair red and freak your parents out

• Draw faces on your eggs

• Convince people to join the raspberry clan

• Fill balloons with water and food dye and freeze them. When they are fully frozen, cut the balloon off

• See how many cheese it's you can put on your cat before they wake up

• Become a table

• Take all the seeds out of a strawberry

• Find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie pop

• A is B's sister.
   C is B's mother.
   D is C's father.
   E is D's mother.
   How is D related to A?

340. SOLVE EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE (I don't know the answer so don't ask me)

There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and have a certain type of pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.
The question is: who owns the fish?

HINT:

- The Brit lives in the red house.
- The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
- The Dane drinks tea.
- The green house is on the left of the white house.
- The green homeowner drinks coffee.
- The person who smokes Pall Malls rears birds.
- The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
- The man living in the center house drinks milk.
- The Norwegian lives in the first house.
- The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
- The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
- The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
- The German smokes prince.
- The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
- The man who smokes Blend lives next to the neighbor who drinks water.