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• MURDER ALL COCKROACHES

• Ask God why did he place cockroaches on the planet

• Make sure no cockroaches are in your home

• Make nerdy jokes

• Make a petition to ban cockroaches

• Annoy family and friends with corny jokes

• Go to a grocery store and buy all the raspberries. Ramble on about how you are going to set them free. Add a body and eye twitch

• Knit a scarf

• Ride a pool noodle like a seahorse

• Try to transform into a cartoon character

Eat lemons like there's no tomorrow

Drink hot sauce

Order from Pizza Hut and Dominoes at the same time and see what happens

  Lick a random stranger

Tell a stranger "Your pants are untied" see how many look down and check

  Hold mini competitions between your pet rocks

Try to use cheesy pick up lines on your friends

Have a good night

Summon the cheese Goddess

360. Make jello

THE COCKROACH HAS BEEN KILLED

I CAN SLEEP

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