Fairy Tail Texts

✿❱ Mira & Gajeel

The header image... *Dies*

Mira: Hello Gajeel!

Gajeel: What the hell do you want?

Mira: Geez...I'm not that annoying...

Gajeel: Still, what do you want from me?

Mira: Just an interview, and then I'll be out of your long, luscious obviously conditioned hair.

Gajeel: -_-' Fine.

Mira: I just need to know a little bit about your love life for my Shipping Column in Fairy Tail Weekly.

Gajeel: Woah woah woah. I'm gonna stop you there. I have no love life. I am an independent man who DOES NOT need a girl.

Mira: What about Levy-chan?

Gajeel: Little shrimp?

Mira: See! You even have a cute nickname for her!

Gajeel: No. I call her that because she is literally, a little shrimp.

Mira: Oh.

Gajeel: Just because I call her little shrimp and I accompany her pretty much everywhere, doesn't mean we're in a stupid relationship or anything.

Mira: ... You sure would have me fooled. Y'all sound like an old married couple.

Gajeel: I ONLY ACCOMPANY HER BECAUSE SHE'S A TINY LITTLE SHRIMP, AND IT LOOKS COOL WHEN I PROTECT TINY LITTLE SHRIMPS.

Mira: Hmm...interesting... do you protect her because you love her, or because you care about her?

Gajeel: None of the above. You are wasting my time.

Mira: Is that so. What are you doing now that requires your full time and effort?

Gajeel: I'm hanging out with little shrimp at at a weird Twenty One Pilots concert or something...

Mira: "Hanging out together"? Sounds like a date to me...

Gajeel: No, I'm just her bodyguard...and the person who holds her on their shoulders so she can see better.

Mira: I SHIIIIIIIIIIIP IT!

Gajeel: NO

Mira: YES

Gajeel: NO

Mira: Y.E.S. *3*

Gajeel: ....... -_-

Mira: THIS IS SO GOING AS THE MAIN ARTICLE

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