Alright, first of all, I'm sorry. So very sorry. Second of all, lET IT GO CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEEEE! (I'm sincerely sorry)
Elsa: Gray. are you ready for your Ice Make lesson?
Gray: NOOOOO
Elsa: What's wrong?
Gray: I hate you!
Elsa: Why, my understudy?
Gray: You're a flipping princess! That's why!
Elsa: So are you!
Gray: Oh, no way lady. I am no princess. I'm a mage.
Elsa: Mage is really just a fancy word for rejected princess.
Gray: Are you saying I would make a bad princess?!
Elsa: But of course. Are you going to cry about it?
Gray: Why am I even trying to prove this?
Elsa: Because you know deep in your heart that. . .
Gray: That. . . I hate you.
Elsa: No. . . That. . .
Gray: That. . . I secretly love Lyon.
Elsa: What? No!
Gray: Hold on, I didn't mean. . .
Elsa: You know what you said.
Gray: I didn't mean it like that!
Elsa: Do I sense some love in the air?
Gray: No.
Elsa: Love is an open dooooooooor. . .
Gray: I get it, okay? You think I love Lyon. I don't.
Elsa: You said it yourself.
Gray: I was under pressure.
Elsa: When under pressure, secrets tend to be revealed.
Gray: That wasn't a secret!
Elsa: You're right; you seemed to be very openly gay about it.
Gray: DID YOU JUST CALL ME GAY?!
Elsa: I didn't call you gay, I merely stated the obvious.
Gray: You have got to be kidding me.
Elsa: Who's kidding? Certainly you, if you're denying the truth.
Gray: Are you becoming a shipping queen like Mira?!
Elsa: Who's Mira?
Gray: Never mind.
Elsa: Aren't you also gay for that fire princess as well?
Gray: Natsu is not a princess, and neither am I!
Elsa: Natsu, huh? Gratsu!
Gray: Oh no.
Elsa: What about a OT3 with you, Lyon, and this Natsu? That would be marvelous!
Gray: You really are becoming a Mira. You're maybe even on a Mira AND Erza level.
Elsa: Who are these Mira and Erza? Do you ship them?
Gray: Hell no!
Elsa: Do you have something against Lesbians?
Gray: It's not that. . . you don't understand.
Elsa: How do I not understand?
Gray: You just can't ship Mira and Erza. You just don't do that.
Elsa: Why?
Gray: Let's change the subject.
Elsa: Fine. Are you ready for you Ice Make lesson now?
Gray: ugHHHHHHH
Thanks for reading~! I honestly have no clue what on earth I just created. I mean, it started in one direction, then I realized the possibilities I had with this chapter, so I just wrote completely Southward. On that note, happy LGBTQ+ pride month~! I really do support the whole community (being bisexual myself) and I'm happy to be a member and promoter of this whole group of amazingly unique and fearless individuals!
Anyways, I hope you all have a good day, and if it's night time like here, sweet dreams to you! (Hopefully not dreams of Gray dressed as Elsa being gay with Lyon, of course. . . that's a little disturbing. . .)
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