Oh my Mavis! I haven't updated in almost a month?!
Juvia: Gajeel~Kun!!
Gajeel: Who the hell are you calling Gajeel~Kun?
Juvia: You, silly!
Gajeel: What do you want?
Juvia: Juvia needs your help!
Gajeel: Okay. . .
Juvia: Please help Juvia!
Gajeel: What do you need?!
Juvia: Gray~Sama won't talk to me!
Gajeel: Gray doesn't talk to a lot of people. He's probably on his man period or something.
Juvia: That doesn't help Juvia!
Gajeel: What do you want me to do?!
Juvia: Juvia does not know!
Gajeel: Did you do something to upset Gray?
Juvia: Juvia does not think so!
Gajeel: When was the last time you two had a conversation?
Juvia: Yesterday.
Gajeel: ONLY JUST YESTERDAY?!
Juvia: ... Yes.
Gajeel: ONE DAY OF GRAY NOT TALKING TO YOU ISN'T THAT BIG OF A DEAL!!
Juvia: Yes it is. To Juvia.
Gajeel: It's not even worth getting involved in this any farther.
Juvia: But Juvia needs Gajeel~Kun's help!
Gajeel: First, Juvia needs to stop calling Gajeel "Gajeel~Kun".
Juvia: Juvia is sorry.
Gajeel: Whatever. If you're really that upset at Gray for not talking to you, just kick him in the balls, and that'll strike up some conversation.
Juvia: But Juvia does not want to kick Gray~Sama in the testicles.
Gajeel: That's the only advice I've got.
Juvia: Juvia wants serious advice.
Gajeel: Serious advice? How about you just ditch Gray overall. That's some serious advice.
Juvia: But Juvia loves Gray~Sama!
Gajeel: Well, you're just gonna have to wait for him to talk to you in about 3 or 4 hours.
Juvia: BUT JUVIA DOES NOT WANT TO WAIT!
Gajeel: Why don't you just go over and talk to him then?
Juvia: Juvia cannot do that.
Gajeel: WELL, WHAT CAN JUVIA DO?!
Juvia: Juvia can eliminate love rivals. And turn into water. And cry an ocean. And Juvia can also admire Gray~Sama from a distance.
Gajeel: None of those things are gonna get you anywhere in a relationship.
Juvia: What does Gajeel~Kun know about love? Nothing, Juvia presumes.
Gajeel: Quit calling me "Gajeel~Kun"!
Juvia: Juvia gives her greatest apologies.
Gajeel: What do I know about love? I know that whatever you have isn't love.
Juvia: Juvia does not need your roasts.
Gajeel: That wasn't a roast. It was the truth.
Juvia: Can Juvia get some final advise before Juvia goes off to do some afternoon Gray~Sama Watching?
Gajeel: Just kick him in the nuts, that's all I have. It worked for me when he told me I was small.
Juvia: Juvia will not destroy Gray's reproductive system.
Gajeel: The way you put it makes it seem so much more awkward and terrible.
Juvia: Juvia knows ^^
Gajeel: . . .
Juvia: That's why Juvia is going to destroy Gajeel~Kun's reproductive system for insulting Juvia's ways!
Gajeel: Wait, WHAT?!
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Thanks for reading! ^.^
Sorry it's been so long... I've been aiming for straight A's (which, to be honest, isn't happening -.-'), and keeping up with all my stupid homework...
Anyways, I do have an apology for all the "Nalu" shippers. I'm so very sorry that I don't agree with you that "Nalu is OTP", and I've been trying my best to not mention anything to do with the whole ship, because it just upsets me and all of you. You all can still fangirl/fanboy over the ship in the comments, because I'm okay with it, but please respect the opinions of others and myself! I know how hard it is not to make rude comments, but please keep them to yourself! I really love how passionate you all are, but some people just don't believe in the same things that you all do, and sometimes, you need to respect that. Just a friendly reminder! ^^
Natsu and I thank you~! ♥︎
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