The only point of this chapter is to put as many product placements and references to people, shows, movies etc. into one conversation as I can, and who's better to do it with than The Shipper and Bookworm Best Girl™?
This breaks all of the rules of my book, why isn't anyone stopping me
Levy: Mira! Did you see the new Jurassic World trailer(1)?
Mira: Yeah, Chris Pratt(2) and Bryce Dallas Howard(3) look amazing!!!
Levy: And baby Blue(4)!!
Mira: Did you see the Incredibles II(5) trailer?
Levy: . . .
Mira: . . .
Levy: We're talking about dinosaurs here.
Mira: Shouldn't have cut in?
Levy: Not in my nerd time, no.
Mira: So anyway, Indoraptor(6).
Levy: Don't even get me started.
Mira: Did you see the Superbowl(7) trailer for the Jeep Wrangler(8) with the Rex?
Levy: Did I? Of course! Gaj was watching the game anyways, so I saw it live. It was awesome!
Mira: Did you see the M&M's(9) commercial with Danny Devito(10)?
Levy: I thought it was hilarious.
Mira: Ooh! Ooh! Did you see the newest Five Night's at Freddy's(11) theory on the Game Theory(12) channel? It's insane!
Levy: I think that Pizzeria Simulator(13) was the perfect game to wrap it all up.
Mira: Yeah, let's just forget FNaF World(14) altogether.
Levy: Oof. Scott Cawthon(15) sure regrets that one.
{Someone please stop me this is not okay}
Mira: Okay, but Miraculous Ladybug(16) season 2?!
Levy: AHH! Oh my gosh yes!
{Promise I won't spoil ;)}
Mira: Adrien(17) and Marinette(18) are so meant to be! The second the show aired I knew they had a special connection. :')
Levy: I don't understand how over twenty episodes and a Christmas special(19) into the series they still haven't figured out Ladybug(20) and Chat Noir's(21) true identities.
Mira: And Hawkmoth(22)???
Levy: Even worse, have you seen what's happening with NinjaGo(23)???
Mira: Please don't tell me that the creators decided to change the show to the movie style(24) so the original show(25) could appeal to all audiences.
Levy: Precisely.
Mira: oH COME ON
Levy: And a basic princess Lloyd-Look-Alike(26) is the new love interest for Lloyd(27).
Mira: I'm disgusted.
Levy: And the fact that Lloyd is getting a new voice actor(28)???
Mira: Slay me. Do it now.
Levy: There goes everyone's childhood. {coUGH whEEZE}
Mira: At least Skylor's(29) gone.
Levy: Let us pray.
Mira: Good thing My Little Pony(30) isn't being changed.
Levy: But Princess Flurry Heart(31)?
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Random{Original FTT} Fairy Tail characters texting each other! I hope you enjoy~! DISCLAIMER: Fairy Tail and all related characters are owned by Hiro Mashima. [NEW PASTEL COVER!!!!]
