It's Friday. The big day of the race. "R U READY"?!? The guy in the blue jacket. "YAAAHHHS" everyone screamed. I was running right beside a fat guy (ok? is this whole story about fat dudes!!!!!!!! *facepalms*) . "You trying to get in shape 'he" the fat dude that I wanted to call uncle buck said. "No I think it's you that will be needing to get in shape sire". "Ha sure (uncle buck said sarcastically). "Pow" the rifle blew. This man was fast....and I mean really fast!
*Time Skip until end of race*
THE FAT MAN WON!!!?! "Yep "ya be needing to get in shape". "Can I see your shoes"? I said. "Yeah why not?!?" He had wheels on the bottom of the shoe.
R.I.P
Race Man
Got shot for exposing someone
???-now
