"THERE'S A NOISE?? IN THE BASEMENT? WHILE I'M HOME ALONE???? BETTER GO CHECK IT OUT."
"LET ME JUST HIDE INSTEAD OF RUNNING FROM THIS MURDERER. RIGHT HERE. IN THIS FUCKING OBVIOUS PLACE. LET ME BREATHE HEAVILY ALSO."
"I JUST SAW MY SON KILL SOMEBODY. I STILL LOVE HIM THO."
"LET'S MOVE INTO THIS HOUSE WHERE PEOPLE WERE BRUTALLY MURDERED."
"THIS GUY IS MENTALLY UNSTABLE. LET ME JUST PISS HIM OFF."
"THERE'S SHARKS?? WELL, LET'S GO SWIMMING, KIDS!!!"
"GOING ON A ROAD TRIP IN A DESERT IS A FANTASTIC IDEA."
"THERE'S A KILLER IN MY HOUSE AND I DON'T WANT TO PUT MY PHONE ON SILENT."
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