Haikyuu Oneshots

Kuroo : Strip Club

Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been pretty busy.  Btw if you haven't figured it out, this is a stripper AU, so it's gunna get dirty.

You were a nice innocent 25 year old girl just going about your daily life. However, this innocent mind and body of yours was going to be forever ruined...have fun!

"Let's go to a strip club!" You stared at your friends as if they were aliens. They were waiting for you to get off of work at a café and suddenly they yelled that. "What are you going on about?" You asked. They turned to you and grinned. "There's this strip club not too far away that we always go to. Wanna come?"
"You guys regularly go to a strip club?"
"Yep. Come with us, it'll be fun."
"No!"
"It's because she's a virgin and has never seen a guys dick!" One yelled and you continuously smaked her. "Wait! They take off their pants?"
"We have much to teach you."
"I'm not going."

Time skip ~ about 2 hours

"I can't believe you dragged me into this." You groaned from the back of your friend's car. The 4 of them somehow convinced you to go with them. "You don't have work tomorrow so why not. Loosen up (y/n)." You rolled your eyes and the car stopped. "I heard Kuroo's on today." They started squealing and you just rolled your eyes. "I love Kuroo but I just want Kageyama to grind on me~" You chocked at your friends comment and was dragged inside.

You guys sat at the front and you didn't want to admit that it was fairly enjoyable. Oh who were you kidding you were loving it! Suddenly half way though everyone was cheering louder then before. "Hello ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry for depriving you of my being for so long." A man with black bedhead came on and grinned at everyone. This guy's full of it. You were sure that one or two people fainted.

"For those of you who don't know, my name is Kuroo. Now then, let's get started. I'm going to choose someone from the crowd to come down and be...dominated." And you saw another 3 people go out like a light. Your friends started going crazy. "Imagine if he chose one of us." You looked at them and sweat dropped. "Guys what's the chance that one of us will be chosen. There are like 100 people here."

Only a few seconds after you said that did someone grab you wrist and pull you out if your seat. You were greeted by a firm chest. "You'll be my assistant." You looked up and saw Kuroo smirking down at you. Your friends started screaming and one took a picture.

You were dragged to the front and put in a chair. Before you knew it you were getting a lap dance from a sexy male stripped, something you thought would never happen. You were dying and when you thought it couldn't get any better, Kuroo picked you up and placed you on the floor to continue, he also started grinding on you.

The screams were louder than ever and you were kind of sad when he stopped. Kuroo got up from on top of you and pulled you to your feet. He grabbed your waist and pulled you towards him. "You did great." He whispered into your ear before giving you a few kisses on your neck. He stopped when he heard you quietly moan and he had to get out fast before anyone noticed the 'tent' in his trousers.

You went back to your seat and blushed like mad. "Omg...you're so lucky!" You friend squealed and freaked out. "You're the first person he's ever done that to!" You looked at them confused.
"What do you mean?" You asked as your blush went down. "He has never taken a girl out of that seat or grind on her." Your blush came back and it was deeper than ever. "What!" Before you could say anything else the next stripper came on.

Break room

"Kuroo, what was that?!" Bokuto yelled. The other strippers looked at him too. "What do you mean?"
"You laid that girl on the floor. You've never done that before!" All eyes were on him and Kuroo started blushing. "I just wanted to try something different."
"That's a lie!" Kuroo rubbed the back of his neck and looked away. "I thought she was cute so..." Everyone just starred at him and smirked.

Back with you

The strip show was over and you and your friends loitered in the hallways for a bit. "Now (y/n) you can't tell us that you didn't enjoy that." You puffed your cheeks out and mumbled, "It was alright." They started cheering when someone grabbed your shoulder. "Excuse me." You turned around and found a guy with blonde high lights behind you. "My names Kenma, one of the strippers. You're the girl that Kuroo pulled onto stage aren't you?"

You nodded and he grabbed your wrist. "You need to see something." He dragged you away and your friends followed. As he dragged you the sound of talking became louder and louder. You poked your head around a corner and saw Kuroo surrounded by a few other strippers. "Come on just go find her and ask her out." A guy with white spiky hair said. "If you liked the girl you pulled out of the crowd then go ask her for her number at lease." 2 short males said.

You started blushing again and your friends started nudging you. "She's probably already gone." Kuroo pouted.
"No she isn't." Kenma said and pulled you out from behind the corner. Your friends then pushed you forward so that you were in front of Kuroo.

You were both blushing messes. "Did you hear what they said?" You nodded your head and Kuroo just glared at the others. "We'll leave you two to it." They all said and ran off. "Idiots." Kuroo mumbled and looked down at your nervous form. "So...uh..." You stuttered and blushed as your body tensed. Kuroo smiled and lightly chucked. "You look really cute when you blush you know."

You look up at him and cover your smiling face. "Shut up!" Kuroo only laughed harder and grabbed both of your hands to uncover your face. "Hey, I like it. Your smile is really dazzling." You smiled at his complement laughed. "You're such a flirt." Kuroo simply shrugged and said sarcastically, "if being a flirt is what gets me your number then I'll go with it."

You sigh and ask him for his phone for you to add your number to his contacts. He looked down at the screen and read your name. "(Y/n) huh?" You felt yourself shiver as he said your name and you handed him your phone to put his number in too. He then messaged you to make sure the number was real when your phone buzzed in his hands. "Oh! It's a message from your friends."

You went up next to him and took a look at the message to see it was a vidio of all of your friends in the car driving off with the caption, have fun with Kuroo (⌒｡-)＝☆. You growled and Kuroo blinks a few times. "Oh, we're they your ride home."
"Yep." Kuroo chuckled and took hold of your hand. "Well then, let's have some fun."

Bokuto, Akaashi, Hinata and Noya were going to the staff room to see of Kuroo was there and when they neared the door they hear shouting. They opened the door and saw you and Kuroo sitting on the floor playing a video game they played before they opened. "Kuroo, lock up when your done."
"Ok-HEY YOU'RE CHEATING!"

"Weird," Hinata said as the four strippers walked away. "Kuroo usually does a one night stand with girls he drags away with him. "Maybe he's being serious about getting a girlfriend now."

You paused the game and looked at Kuroo. "Are they gone?"
"Definitely." There was silence when Kuroo suddenly pinned you down. "Now where we're we."