P.S. YOU'RE WEIRD

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[ Maggie's picture above. ]

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Never did I ever expected for Chris Blake to even notice me. Not that I care of. But I did somehow, and let me tell you it was unexpected. Yep. I am running down the road with my arms spreaded out like a chicken on the run. That's the attention I've got from the him. Chris Blake chasing me like a bull who had seen the colour red on me. Eyes filled with fury, ears that I imagined had smoke coming out in a cartoon way and jaws clenching so hard I am afraid he will break it.

And all I wanted to do is shout at the raging bull that I am tired. So let's get on with the story shall we? Right..

I ran as fast as I could, due to asthma I had to stop for awhile and take a breather or I might really just collapse on the road right then and there. But what I did was a complete utterly mistake because then Chris grabbed my wrist so tight my bones were screaming mommy! I winced and looked at him furiously, "OI, MATE! MY WRIST HURT, DO YOU MIND?"

Instead of being a gentlemen. Which he clearly isn't. He tighten his grip on my wrist and stared at my eyes burning holes through it. Just staring and not saying anything, weird. So I asked," Um.. Do I look like a llama?"

His face shown pure shock when I asked him that questtion as he replied,"Why the hell would you think that I thought you would look like an animal? And most importantly a llama?"

I placed my other free hand on my heart. "How dare you? Speak with such disrespect for the mighty llama? Have you not seen or heard how a llama is uniquely beautiful, you ignorant basket!"

He raised an eyebrow. I sighed,"Never mind, you will never understand. But do you think I look like a llama though?"

"The answer is obviously no. I have eyes, and they are emerald." Chris answered nonchalantly. I stared at his eyes, it was indeed pretty. "Then why did you stare at me that way just now? P.S your eyes are pretty." I replied.

"Because I am furious, you weren't supposed to see me here, nobody was. And you are also not supposed to be here. P.S thank you." He loosen his grip on my wrist slightly. See compliments helps all the time even to scary people. Note to self :Use compliments to protect yourself.

"But Maggie said other people from our school are coming. Lots of them." I looked down sadly as if I was betrayed. Chris shrugged,"Well clearly she lied, I don't know her reason though. You females lie all the time, it doesn't surprise me anymore. I am disgusted by all of you."

I felt pain for the female gender. I was offended of course. So I used my other free hand and pinched his ears as painful as I can. To my victory, he screamed. Serve you right! He was mad again so he gripped my wrist tighter .

"Why the fuck did you do that for?" He shouted. I wasn't scared of him when I shouted back,"You deserved that! You aren't supposed to hate the female gender just as you like! Did you know that women are the one's giving birth! They brought you to the world. Everyone that is alive right now was brought into the world by them!" I reasoned.

"So what! Women give birth and throw away their child just as they fancy too! They leave them and never come back! They don't deserved to be respected!" Then he looked down his shoes. Oh dear. Is this what I think it is? Now my anger for him had been replaced by sympathy.

So I did what I should have done then. I hugged him and pat his back slowly. "There, there, its okay to cry now. Gandalf is here." His body went stiffed but he allowed me to continue hugging him.