"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"I SAID NO DAD!"
"I SAID YES LARA!"
"BUT-"
"NO BUTS!"
"BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!"
"I SAID NO BUT'S LARA!"
"I DID NOT SAY BUT , I SAID BUTTTTTTTTT!! BUTT IS ASS DAD!"
"Oh?"
"YES OH!"
"BUT ITS FINAL YOU ARE GOING WITH ME AND YOUR MOM TO THE ANNUAL BALL FOR MY WORK!"
"NO!! ITS GONNA BE BORING! I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DATE! Which may I add I do not want because I will never cheat on Peter! "
"That's fine, my boss son will be there alone too. He is fun according to my boss." Dad smirked. Dad works in a rich company. That's all I know .
"NO! I will not shake my ass with a random dude that is your boss son!" I pout.
"I WILL BUY YOU 1 JAR OF NUTELLA!"
"5!"
"2!" Dad negotiated.
"4!"
"3!" Dad stared at me in horror.
"DONE! DEAL IS CLOSED! WE SHALL SEAL IT WITH A BEAR HUG!" I ran across the room and jumped up on my dad, startling him. I squeezed him tighter.
"O-ka-y." Dad suffocated. "Ca-n't br-eathe."
I was crying in agony inside! I did not want to go to a ball! I did not want to dance with a random guy! I want to stay at home and sleep! Or watch some break dance videos on YouTube! Or watch my TV series! The ball is tomorrow and I don't have anything to wear! IF IT WASN'T FOR MY LOVE FOR NUTELLA, NUTELLA BABY YOU CAUSE TROUBLE FOR ME!
•••Imaginary lightbulb appeared above my head •••
AHA! I got an idea! I quickly grabbed my IPhone 5! I preferred IPhone 5 then the others because the size was cute and just big enough for my small hands. I swiped my password on the screen and speed text Maggie!
She would know how should I dress. She is the freaking expert in everything about fashion.
Lararararara- MAGGSSSSSS!!!!! GANDALF REQUIRES YOUR PRESENCE!
NOT EVEN A MINUTE SHE REPLIED. YAY! That means she must be on her phone with someone else. I wonder who would that be.
Maggnagz- AT YOUR SERVICE MY LORD!
Lararararara- SHOPPING NOW! At the mall! IMMEDIATELY! BALL TOMORROW! FORCED!
Maggnagz- BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGGA BE RIGHT THERE MATE!
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"THERE IS NOTHING HERE FOR ME! IT WASN'T MEANT FOR ME! IT WASN'T DESTINY! Now lets get out of here." I cried.
"But we just got here?" Maggs raised an eyebrow.
"Oh shush!" I placed a finger on her lips.
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