Kingdomall pov
Waffle is meh senpai. He looks like a human, but he is probably a waffle on the inside. Waffles are yummy.
Oml, kewl anime is voice calling me on hangouts again. She is su merping annoying. I answer anyways because I know she will just be a prick if I don't answer and never stop calling meh.
"Wat do u want," I say. "Do u know who my chemical romance is," she asks. Who the merp is my chemical romance? Is it a video game? Is it a band? Is it some weird ass porno? We shall never know. "No," I answer. "Well they are a band, and the lead singer is fucking adorable." Oh my gurd, I do not care, waffle is the only person that i shall love. Plus, this guy might be a douche like the last guy, his name was leafy. I hate leafy.
She sends me a picture of some ugli guy with short black hair. "Isn't he beautiful, his name is gerard," she says. "Hes so ugli," I say. "Well here he is with red hair," she says and sends me another picture. "Is he beautiful now?" "Hes even uglier."
All of a sudden, I get a thought. An amazing thought. I should leave, I should follow my dreams, I should go where waffle is. "You wanna go where waffle is," I hear kewl ask. Oh shit, I was thinking out loud. "Yes," I respond. "And that dream starts today!" I quickly close my laptop, pack one of my bags, and run out the door.
Finally! I can go wherever waffle is!
