Kewl anime pov
I am kewl anime, and I am the real slim shady. That's right, you heard me, the real slim shady. I can rap, I can sing, and I can do other stuff. If you need actual proof that I'm the real slim shady, fuck you, you don't need proof.
One time, I had this awesome hit song idea that I came up with at the DMV. So, I was sitting in a chair, when all of a sudden, the lady called my name. "Will slim shady please stand up?" I was just about to stand up, when some bitch with blue hair walked up there, claiming that she was me.
"I'm slim shady," she said in some really high pitched voice that I fucking hated. The lady just looked at her with super wide eyes and said, "Will the real slim shady please stand up?" I quickly stood up and looked at that bitch I hate and asked her, "What's your real name, bitch?"
She just looked at me like she was really scared and whispered, "Crystal." "Hmm, Crystal, what a nice name." After that, I ran over to her, beat her up, and said, "Don't you ever imitate slim shady again." After that, I took my drivers license photo. After all that, I was thinking of a song that could describe that moment.
And that's how I wrote the real slim shady.
A/N: I don't know what the fuck that was. I think I'm gonna turn this book into short, random stories about me and kingdomall. I don't even think what I was writing before was an actual story. But that's fine. I hope u ppl enjoyed....or not, but that doesn't matter. Bye!
