Kewl Anime pov
Ugh, its been 4 hours and im still out here in this heat. Its actually not that hot, its kinda nice. But whatever, I have to find Gerard, Jamie, and Leafy and that's gonna be a pretty tough job.
All of a sudden, I hear bells, and not just any type of bells, wedding bells. I walk over to where the wedding is and listen to what's happening. "What a beautiful wedding," I hear some bitch say. "Yes, but what a shame the poor groomsbride is a whore," I hear some faggot say. Oh my god, I know what I have to do.
So I just walk in there not even caring about what the fuck im about to do. I kick the door open and yell, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!?"
Then I see this is a wedding for Tre Cool and Billie Joe Armstrong. Everyone stares at me and an awkward silence fills the room. "Way to fuck up, Kailani," I hear a familiar voice yell. I look around and its one of my best friends, Ruby. Just to stop the embarrassing awkwardness, I kick down a chair and say, "road house" before running out the door.
"That was fucking awkward," I say to myself. "Well, I need to get back to looking for Gerard, Leafy, and whoever that bitch was."
A/N: So, I know this was random, but if you didn't get any of the jokes "road house" is from Family Guy and the wedding thing is a Panic! At the disco joke. If you need to, go look it up or something.