Honestly, I don't know what this was- it started as a joke and then I wrote this at like 2am and now it's 3am. I couldn't sleep because I wrote this and now I'm reevaluating my life. I hope this didn't scar anyone and thanks for reading. Also don't use this as a reference for my writing, I am better than this okay thanks y'all are dynamite.
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Triple D: Dark, Dangerous, and Delicious
FanficGuy Fieri was just a man of my dreams. That is, until he showed up in my hair salon and asked me to lighten him up.
