Rant book ~ by change_something

❄ Fifty shades of me // Fifty facts ❄

❌ That moment, when you'll tag on some shit and forget it to do. Naaaah, please not again! Kay, but I'm just tired of this holy shit and you know, I don't care, but i have nothing better to do and I thought "Everything's good Bella! Just be awesome and do this." But why am I so bored of summer vacation nevertheless? I mean, I got a boyfriend und technically, I can fuck everyday with him. But I don't wanna be a teen mom, who gots a teenage pregnancy with my sweet 16. I know, theres that invention called condom, but we wait for our perfect moment. 🌌
Now enough of my entire self-pity and do that shit! ❌

❌ And thank you to rainyoongi, who tagged me on this. For the fifth time already❌

❌ 1. My (real) name is Bao, not Bella ❌
↪ Wow, what a surprise! 🙊

❌ 2. I'm Asian origin, but I feel often like a yellow kanacke 😂😂❌

❌ 3. My birthday is on 21 of November. I'm a '99 kid, that's why I'm 16 lol 🎂❌

❌ 4. How I already said, I've got a boyfriend und he's the third of my life. Maybe I'm a Manizer 😏👫❌

❌ 5. I'm the dump Asian girl of three of my whole class and sometimes I don't wanna recognize it, because I feel guilty in that way, that I'm the problem of these three asians like a unnecessary person, because we have enough of that crap ❌

❌ 6. I'm very bad, almost brainless, in maths. Nowadays I can't imagine, that I got in former time in primary school an A in maths. Now I've got countless F's lol ❌
↪ newly I'm bad in biology too😥

❌ 7. I think the fact is normal in teenager time, but I hate, seriously, I hate my goddamn family, but mostly my mother ❌

❌ 8. I also hate zits. Who the fucking hell permitted the skin to grow such ugly boils in the face or other parts of the body? All I want to do is squeeeeeeeeeeeeze them out ❌

❌ 9. I always connect some situations with the right music like HSM 🎶❌

❌ 10. I hate ppl, who has a celebrity crush. (I'm sorry for everyone who has one) You can live in a daydream, but not everyday and 24/7 around me. Then you can count on it, that I will punch you in your face 👊❌
↪ kay, myself I had a little crush on Jimi Blue Ochsenknecht lmfao 😂😂😂

❌ 11. I don't give a flying fart, when somebody gives you orders to make everything perfect. I mean, if you wanna that everything's perfect, then do it on yourself 💨❌

❌ 12. At the moment I'm listening the same playlist up and down: 7/27 🎶❌
↪ Hell Jesus, thx for creating such an awesome girlgroup #5H 😍
↪ and thx to vikazit who inspired me to support them. But I'm not a harmonizer lol

❌ 13. Now I'm enjoy summer vacay, but I don't even know, if you can called it "enjoy", because I'm sitting 24/7 at home 😧❌
↪ my damn parents haven't got the money or time to go with me abroad 😝

❌ 14. Back to point 4. I'll commemorate my one month relationship with my fave boy, which we celebrate after 02.07.2016, because he was abroad two damn weeks ❤💙 #02062016❌

❌ 15. I'm jealous. No, seriously. If I like somebody, but that person interested someone else, so you can be sure next time I will stand in front of your door with a knife ❌
↪ Kill em with kindness 🔪

❌ 16. I'm a crybaby. At every single situation, which doesn't fits in my plans, I start crying and stop first, when somebody slaps me in my face lol ❌
↪ or I act like a total murder 👿💀