The Geek Is Hot

Bitch I'm Fabulous

BLAKES POV

Brittany and I just got to my house and I am getting my purse and adding some more lip gloss on my lips.

"I’m ready!!! LEGO!!!" I said walking downstairs.

"Where's the lego!?" Brittany asked screaming. (If you don’t get the joke:  a lego is a building block and they hurt like hell when you step on one barefoot so when Blake said let’s go like lego Brittany thought she was about to step on one and got scared.)

"No I mean lets go" I said in a duh tone.

"Oh I knew that" She said.

"Sure you did" I mocked her.

And with that we walked out the door and to the mall which is about 10 minutes away.

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"Oooo..This is cute." Brittany said picking through the racks.

"Oooo no it's not, it is slutty." I said

"No it’s not! You just don't have any taste in party fashion." Brittany said.

We just got to mall and out of all the party stores and boutiques; she takes us to the sluttiest one in the mall. I mean all the clothes in here are so short; they barely cover up your ass.

"I do have taste, I don't like my ass on display" I raise my voice getting annoyed.

Just then when I turned around I saw the most beautiful dress. It was black and sleeveless. It was mid-thigh and looked very elegant yet says party. It was perfect!!!!!

"I'm just going to try this on. BRB.”I said to Brittany.

 “Ok I will be over there.”  She said pointing to the jewelry section.

I nodded and made my way over to the dressing rooms. When I got to a stall I heard muffled sounds and I thought someone needed help, so being the idiotic person that I am, I ripped open the curtain and saw some brunette boy and blonde girl basically having sex on the bench in the dressing room. They stopped sucking each other’s face off and they both looked at me, I realized that the blonde was Chelsea from my chemistry class and the boy was some boy that’s really popular but I never really remember his name. The boy was staring at me very intensely so I decided that It was getting more awkward by the second.

“I’m so sorry” I said quickly and headed into the stall two rows away from them. I heard Chelsea yelling something on the lines of “what was that?!” and “Ewe a rat!!” but I didn’t even look back.

Anyways after that was over I went to the stall on the far end of the store and closed the red velvet curtain and stripped off my clothes. Then I slid on the dress and at first I thought it wasn’t my size but once I lifted it up all the way it was perfect.  The dress showed all my curves and it wasn’t as short as I thought it would look on me. I’m usually insecure about my thighs so I don’t wear many short dresses, but this was an exception.

“It’s perfect!!!!” a familiar voice said from behind me.

I screamed and turned around and realized it was just Brittany.

“Geez you scared the bomb-diggity out of me. And what’s perfect?” I said still trying to recover from my mini heart attack.

“First of all, no one says bomb-diggity anymore and second of all YOUR DRESS ITS BEAUTIFUL!!! All the guys are going to be all over you!!!” Brittany said jumping and clapping like a five-year old who has just been told they won a life supply of green-apple lollipops. I know…it’s a good metaphor.

“Please I’m a nerd remember and I have a boyfriend already so no boy will even look in my direction” I said taking off the dress and putting back on my clothes. While doing that I tripped on my pants leg and fell and pulled on the curtain to try to catch myself, but it ended up falling with me. Now the whole store can see me in just a black lace bra and matching underwear. Did I mention I’m very clumsy?

‘Kill me now’ I thought to myself.

Some teenager girls started laughing, while the workers just look at my body. Were they lesbians or something?

Suddenly feeling very insecure, I quickly pulled up the curtain, grabbed my clothes, and made a run for the bathrooms. There I finished clothing myself and walked to the register to pay for my dress. I looked over to the fitting rooms and realized someone cleaned the area for me. I went to wait in the line because there were three or four people ahead of me.

“I wish I had your ass Blake.” Brittany whispered in my ear.

“Shut up, I have no ass.” I said blushing.

“Are you serious!!? Those lesbians were checking you out; they only work at this place to try to get a glimpse of some naked women. I wish I had some lesbians trying to get with this!!” she said pointing to her body to make a point.

‘I knew they were lesbians’ I thought.

“Ok whatever let’s just pay for our stuff and go. Oh that reminds me, what did you get?”  I said trying to change the subject and it worked.

“Oh I almost forgot to show you, look!!” she said going through her bag.

Then all I saw was pink…..LITERALLY. The dress was a little shorter than mid-thigh and was sparkly with sleeves that stopped at your elbow. It was very pretty but not my style.

“It’s very pretty Brittany.” I told her honestly.

“I know right!!! I’m so excited about this party.” She said walking to the sunglasses and scarves. She picked out those glasses you see in old movies with the sharp ends and a crazy scarf that looked like a gnome threw up a rainbow on it. She put them on and started strutting.

“How do I look?” she said in a snotty voice.

“Not your best outfit choice” I said giggling.

“GASP!! Bitch I'm fabulous” she said continuing with her snotty voice.

I was still laughing, but didn’t reply back because I had to pay for my clothes. The worker at the front was staring at me very lustful while checking everything out, then she wrote something on her napkin gave it to me. I didn’t look until Brittany was done paying for her stuff.

‘Call me at 561-101-2387’

And with that I walked out the not planning on ever going back.

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I know it’s been months but here is the chapter. I hope you like it because I had fun writing it. My new favorite song is You and I by One Direction. I am in love with their album.

Wanna make a cover for me?

Well go ahead and I might make that my new cover for the book. Email it to me at bkaile@ymail.com