[DISCONTINUED] When Worlds Collide

Chapter Five

I froze and looked up from my position on the floor. "Nothing," we answered simultaneously.

Toothifer hovered over me. "Jackie, you never laugh like that unless something's really funny. Teeeeellll meeeeeee," he whined, poking my nose and cheeks over and over and over again until I slapped his hand away.

"Quit it! It was nothing, just a joke."

"What kind of joke?" Jack asked, leaning on his staff. He looked over at Tooth, and she looked like she was about to crack, so I interrupted.

"It was a girl joke." When the guys exchanged glances, I continued. "You know, a joke about girl stuff?" They still looked confused. "You don't even want to know! Just don't ask!"

Jack looked like he finally got it and his face twitched as he leaned over and whispered in Toothifer's ear.

Toothifer jumped away, a look of disgust and horror and shock on his face. "Ew! Dude, I did not need to hear that! I didn't know you told that kind of joke, Jackie."

I just shrugged. "Who said I told it?"

They looked over at Tooth, who raised her hands in surrender. "I didn't! I just laughed at it!"

"I overheard Nikki and Bev, 'kay? Now shoo. Out of my house. We're talking about girl stuff. Not that stuff! You know, typical girl sleepover! Oh, just check tumblr already, Toothy, I made you one, just log in! Now get out of my house!" As I spoke, continuously cutting them off, I edged them closer and closer to the door until I slammed it in their faces and left them on the doorstep.

Tooth and I promptly went back to laughing until we cried.

"Is it weird that we both have crushes on each other's genderbend?" I said finally calming down.

Tooth considered it. "Maybe. Kind of. I don't know."

"So if we liked girls we would like each other?" We both thought about it. "Meh, who cares. Why'd you pick Jack? For his stunning charismatic attitude?" I tossed my hair over my shoulder like a model.

Tooth giggled. "Because he is H-O-T hot!" She took a moment to collect herself. "Why'd you pick Toothifer?"

"Well, he's sweet, and I don't like Jack, Bunny is so similar to Bev it gives me chills, and Toothifer's always so nice."

We were silent for a moment. "What do you want to do next?" Tooth asked.

A small smirk slowly spread across my face as an idea popped into my head. "I know. Let's have some fun."