[DISCONTINUED] When Worlds Collide

Chapter Six

We hovered outside of Toothifer's palace, giggling silently. "Imagine the look on their faces!" Tooth said excitedly.

"I know!" I squealed back.

"This is so much fun! I am definitely pranking again sometime!"

"This is your first time pulling a prank?" I asked incredulously.

"Yeah," she whispered. "Shh! They're coming!"

And about time, too. I almost couldn't take it anymore.

"AHH!" We heard two simultaneous screams.

Tooth and I burst into laughter and almost fell out of the air.

It was quiet for a moment. Then, "HOLY CRAP!" The boys both yelled at the same time and I suddenly got an idea of what they were doing.

"OH MY GOD NO DONT LOOK AT THE SIZE!" I screamed, diving for the massive collection of bras we'd hung around the palace, right where Toothifer and Jack would see when they came back from the tour. I started pulling them down and bunching them up in my arms, relieved once I'd gotten them all hidden, dumped off the edge of one of the pillars to be retrieved later. "Don't you know it's rude to look at someone's bra size?" I scolded.

Jack smirked, making a small pit of anxiety form in the bottom of my stomach. "Oh really, Miss 28C?"

I gasped and slapped him. "You shut up, Mr. Briefs. At least my chest isn't as flat as yours."

"At least I don't wear thongs!"

"I don't- you- I don't wear thongs, Super-speedo!" I spluttered.

"Well-" Jack began.

"As entertaining as it is to watch you guys get flustered over underwear, I think Nikki might want these back sometime," Toothiana cut in, dangling a massive bra twice the size of my head in between our faces. We jerked back in surprise, and I would have blushed at how close we were if I had the capability. As it was, I just blinked an extra time and snatched the bra away, hiding it behind my back.

"Yeah..." I trailed off. "Nikki would be pretty mad..." My face blanched, as much as it could, and Toothifer went pale under his feathers. "Angry Nikki is not something you want to see."

"You were in the infirmary for a week," Toothifer recalled.

My shoulder twitched involuntarily. "Remind me not to mess with her again. Preferably before I do so," I squeaked. "Oh my god she's going to kill me!" My voice went up about three octaves until it was almost inaudible and I was spinning around and freaking out and my eyes were massive. "I don't want to die again!"

"Calm down Jackie!" Toothifer shouted, shaking me back and forth by the shoulders. My head nodded like a bobble-head doll. "Just go put it back before she realizes it's gone! You've gotten away with stuff before, right?" I nodded slowly, relaxing. "Then just go put it back, or destroy the evidence."

I nodded of my own free will and threw the bra up high in the air, making the wind catch it and the others, bringing them back to my house. "Right. Thanks." I snapped the rubber band around my wrist against the veins and tendons painfully. "No more panicking."

"Whose were those?" Jack interrupted. "They were massive!"

"Uhm, uh, well, definitely not mine," I stammered. "I borrowed from Nikki and, uh, Bev, and um, Sandi. Yeah, them. And don't question someone's boob size! It makes people uncomfortable!"

"Basically, those weren't hers," Toothifer said with a roll of his eyes.

"You would know," Jack commented, greatly amused. "You spend enough time staring at her chest to figure that one out, Sherlock?"

"Shut it," I spat menacingly. "Or I'll make sure you won't be able to sit for a fortnight."

Jack chuckled. "Oh? You're gonna spank me?"

I hissed like a cat, hunching my shoulders and looming above him. "Sexual implications aside, Jackson, yes. I wasn't a schoolmarm for nothing back in the day."

He cowered slightly and I floated back in satisfaction, motioning to Toothiana to follow. "C'mon, let's go. I think we've caused enough heart attacks for today. All we need is for someone to strip and then I'll have seen everyth- don't even think about it," I growled, not looking. The hands left the hem of my sweatshirt almost sheepishly.

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