A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. "Hey!" shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, "I'm a panda. Google me!" Sure enough, panda: "A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
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HumorFunny clean hilarious jokes, to make you laugh and want to share with friends. Warning: To the faint at heart, you might not want to read this, you'll laugh your guts out.