You: Oohhh school lunches and it is Thursday so we have real pizza.
Friends: I'm warning the school lunches are cursed.
You: I have aliens in my brain I think I will manage.
Teacher: Your friends speak the truth the school lunches are a curse.
You:0.o ummm ok I'm going to go get a lunch byeeeee.
*You walk into the line and buy your lunch*
You: See that wasn't so bad I'm still alive.
Teacher/Friends:Take it back before it happens!!!
You: I bought this I'm eating it thx but no.
Friends: Take my food it is healthy and a packed lunch.
You: No I'm fine thx though.
* Your friends look at you and stare with a worried look*
Friends: Are you sure you don't want my food I have plenty.
You: I'm sure.
*You take your fist bite*
You: See guys I'm fine.
Friends: It has begun!!'
*After the first bite you pass out on the table and aliens start to come out of your brain*
Friends: Ohh is that All I thought it would be worse.Well now we have a reasons to get rid of her.
* Your friends carry you to the back of the school and throw you into the garbage can*
Friends: We are finally freeeeeee.
* You pop out of the garbage can*
You: why am I in here?
Friends: o.0 D:
YOU ARE READING
100 things NOT to DO at SCHOOL
RandomFunny scenarios with a school setting. Most will evolve embarrassing moments for the person in the book. The teacher is the main villain in the book.
