19.Don't ride the bus

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*It's Friday and you just finished school and you have to take the bus*

You: Wow this bus is so ... ummm
What are you doing? O.O

Random boy: what does it look like I'm doing!

Aliens from your head: It looks like well ...

Random boy: RUN GO GET THOSE NASTY SOULS RUNNNNNNNNN

*they run strait for you*

Aliens: NOPE NOPE IM OUT

*they take off in their ship that was in your head*

You: Cowards

*You realize what is happening*

You: WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO NO ... My sole is perfect I'm the most purest sole there is.

Random boy: Fine then watch this.

*shows you someone falling off a cliff*

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT PERSON IS SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!

Random boy: You have the darkest sole I've ever seen!!

You: o.O I mean that poor person...
I hope they are ok.

Random boys minions: That is just cruel and we come from the underworld.No wonder our master wants your soul.

You: Who's your master?

Minions: Her

*Your teacher pops out of no where*

Teacher: JUST GI ME YOUR SOUL I HAVE EVERY ONE ELSE BUT YOU!!

You: NEVER  my soul is to powerful!!

Teacher: FINE I WILL HAVE TO TAKE IT!!!!

*You reach your stop just in time and get off*

Teacher: Noooooo I WILL HAVE YOUR SOUL

You: Ya right like that's going to happen

*you all of a sudden get hit by a bus*

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 31, 2017 ⏰

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