English teacher: I will need some help after school and am taking volunteers.
You: I will help I have nothing better to do.
Teacher: Great I only need one person.
You: 0.o ...ok.
*The bell rings and every one heads home but you stay to help your teacher*
You: Ok what do you need help with?
Teacher: I need you to help me clean the room.
*You look around and there is a lot of papers,books and other stuff*
You: Uh ok ...
Teacher: Yes it is such a mess and when you are done with that there are a lot of gum under the desks.
You: Wait I'm I in detention did I volunteer for detention?
Teacher: No you volunteered for work. So get down on your knees and start cleaning peasant!
You: What did I sign up for?
Teacher: whawhawhawhawha
*You finish cleaning in about 30 min*
You: Ok I think I'm done.Im going to leave now BYE!!!!
*You leap on your Magical narwhal and leave the school*
Teacher: Oh no you don't you will not leave until I say so and that is never!
You: Leave me alone you crazy teacher!Don't make me use this narwhal.
Teacher: Never you will suffer until I let you go.
You: That's it!!!!
*You do the magical narwhal flip and you teacher goes flying*
Teacher: No I will get you one day I will I will!!!!!!!!!!!
You: TO the sunset narwhal.
*You ride to the sunset with your magical narwhal*
YOU ARE READING
100 things NOT to DO at SCHOOL
RandomFunny scenarios with a school setting. Most will evolve embarrassing moments for the person in the book. The teacher is the main villain in the book.
