9.Don't argue with your english teacher

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Teacher: Your essay is due 2 days from now and it must be 1 thousand words or more. It will be about your parents childhood and yours in comparison.

You: That is too long and not enough time.

Teacher: Excuse me I will decide what your work is and if it is enough or not.

You: But you are just giving us too much of EVERYTHING it NEEDS to STOP sometime.

Teacher: Fine.

Class: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Teacher: Now it is 2 Million words or more and it is due tomorrow!!!

*The class looks at you angrily*

Class: It is all HER FAULT GET HER!!!!!!!

* The class runs at you and you start running away*

You: Hey guys come on it was an accident!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your partner: I WANT HER HEAD

Class: YES MA'AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* They catch you and tie you up and make you due all their essays*

Teacher: Good work class.

*you get about 2 words then quit and jump out a window from the second floor and land in the garbage*

You: Freeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Class: GET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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