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Somewhere, out there, in the middle of the galaxy is a spherical orb floating effortlessly in the darkness, only the vibrant rays from the Sun keep it alive; this is Earth.
Big Beaver is a scandalous town located in the state of Tennessee and yes the most common pick up line here is "hey girl, are you from Tennessee? 'cause you're the only 10 I SEE". The story starts off in a corner booth at Big Beaver's one and only Starbucks.
"Zed!" screached Henry, "GET DOWN OFF THAT THERE TABLE!!!!!" Zedward ignored Henry like usual and continued to twerk it out. Leroy and Neil ignored Zed like usual and continued to flirt with each other bashfully. The two were star cross lovers, born from families that could never be together. Leroy being a Circus Freak (clown) by day and a cross-dressing stripper by night and Neil coming from a long line of mermaid enthusiasts were just not meant to be but, love can conquer all. Lucifer, the son of Satan (yes Satan made a baby with a human woman - Lindsey Nohan) looked over at Zedward when Henry started to screach and noticed that Zed's thong was sliding up as he twerked.
"Zed you're thong is showing again," Lucifer said uninterested like usual and then chuckled, "Hey! Isn't that Leroy's thong?" he asked amused by the situation. Leroy looked over and blushed profusely. "Oh, is our little cross dressing stripper shy?" Lucifer smirked.
"Leave Lery (Leroy's nick name) alone!" Neil defended with a beet red face.
"And where were you last night Neil? Huh? I saw you go to work with Leroy last night. Did you have a front row seat to the pole dancing extraordinaire?" Lucifer asked laughing hysterically.
Leroy and Neil both blushed looking away. "You know you luv da way LEROI shakes dat ghetto bootay provocatively on dat pole" Zed says in his strange ghetto accent, "Ghettin all up on dat sexually. Grindin his skinny white boy jiggly puff (because of a tragic pole dancing injury in his past) all over dat pole" he adds. "Do ya make it ra-in? DO ya slap does twerking cheeks while he works it on dat stage in does ass sculpting stilettos!?" He asks curiosly still twerking on the table.
What will happen next? Will Neil admit to loving Leroy's stripping job? Will Leroy and Neil become more than friends? Will Zed ever stop working? What does Lucifer think about Leroy's stripping profession? And will Henry ever stop screaching?
Find it in Chapter Two of Bunny Fruit Snacks Tropical Treats
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(We are not shaming clowns, cross dressers, satan worshippers, satan haters, mermaids, people from inner cities, people who like to twerk, lindsay lohan, pole dancers, or any one from the state of Tennessee. We are only trying to make a hilarious fan fiction of One Direction (which we do not own) for your enjoyment. We also do not own Starbucks. We do not own any of the pictures we have cropped to make the cover art)
