Twilight reference. (Gags) I CERTAINLY do not own him.
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*Your teacher doesn't respect you at all, so you make yourself respectable, and not respect her at all.*
You: Is my wig on okay?
Friend: Yeah its fine.
*Your dressed as Prince William and have friends to be bodyguards.*
Teacher: Hey why are there men covered in black shirts? If your the police, I did NOT kill the principle!
Bodyguards: And we present to you... Prince Williams!
*You bow down. The teacher stares at you.*
Teacher: Prince? William? Palace? Fame? Money?!
You: o.O why are you looking at me like a creep?
*Your teacher stumbles over to you, and breathes on your neck.*
Teacher: I've waited.. a million years for this day!!
Edward Cullen: That's my line... o.O
Teacher: Get lost Cullen. Anywayss so are you single...?
You: No I'm married.
Teacher: Sooo where does your wife live? I want to give her a little visit B)
You: Okay B)
*You give your teacher her own address.*
Teacher: Class I have something to attend to really quickly....
*She jumps out of the window.*
You: YAY SHES GONE
Random kid: Now we can eat-
You: NO WE WONT EAT CHALK!
*3 hours later at your home.*
News Reporter: A woman by the name of Teacher Monica broke into her own home, in an attempt to "Kill Prince Williams wife." When she saw her shadow, she lunged at it, and tried to kill it with a knife.
You o.O
News Reporter: When she saw a shadow at the foot of her stairs, she lunged at it as well.
You: Then how is she alive....?
News Reporter: And we've just gathered that she is dead.
You: YAY!
News Reporter: Scratch that, she's alive.
You: D:
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