85: Don't Make your Teacher Look Bad!

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 Hey :P

Thank you guys for telling me your mom is dead from the last chapter.... I totally forgot xD

Thanks again for giving me an idea about how to download stuff, so I  DID make a new iCloud account, and to be safe downloaded this game called kid game called Animal Jam... I think. I downloaded it at night, and this morning at breakfast, my mom came up to me and asked,

"I never knew you were into children stuff! Animal Jam is for kids 12 and younger!"

Then she walks off and I'm like crap crap crap abort abort abort.

Somehow she hooked something to my phone and can see what I download.... not creepy at all '-'

I drew a little something on my computer yesterday. It's at the end SO DON'T LOOK AT IT RIGHT NOW.... or it might ruin your wanting to read anymore xD

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*Your in class, trying not to fall asleep while you all experiment with he insides of frogs.*

Teacher: So take the Q~tip and aggressively dab on the liver to pop it.

*Class aggressively dabs.*

You: ಠ__ಠ

Door: KNOCK KNOCK

Doorbell: No one uses me anymore ):  (Cough @potatoesareboss )

*Your teacher opens the door, and news reporters pour in.*

News Reporter: I'm Perch Perkins here with Teacher, who's said to be nominated to be 'The most richest' Teacher in the world! Here's your prize of a million dollars!

*Teacher casually rips off her clothing to reveal a Louis Viton swim suit.*

News Reporter: Wow! Is that a real Louis Viton bathing suit?

You: OF COURSE NOT OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!

*You rip off the logo to reveal a cheap kids swimming outfit.*

News Reporter: GASP! Surely her hair is real!

*You pull of her wig.*

News Reporter: DOUBLE GASP! What else could be have about her?

Teacher D:

*You rip off her mask.*

News Reporter: IT'S UMBRIDGE! CALL NATSU WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING!

*Your teacher escapes, and you tackle her, but she ends up giving you a piggy back ride.*

You: LET ME DOWN YOU CREEP!

Teacher: Your the one who hopped on.... ;)

*She bumps into a pole that comes out of nowhere.*

You: Finally..... now I can expose EVERYTHING about her :)

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If you made it this far, thanks :D

Okay so before I show you guys the picture....... chalk boy looks really interesting. I tried to make him look cute but failed miserably so :I


















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Um yeah idk '-' drawing isn't my thing so heh.. which one do you think is the best? :P

Why does Alex look like hes on something O.O

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