FOR THE HP LOVERS!
AND
TWIHARDS! (Don't get butt hurt reading this, I think Bella is amazing.)
(I seriously don't hate Twilight.. I loved the way she wrote it, with sarcasm and things that made me laugh, but I guess it's the plot I didn't really like... and that she jumped off a cliff for a guy she's met for like a year?)
Plus, from the last chapter, Percy isn't really a blood bender.. I mean he can control any liquid I guess xD. And if he can't, blood has water in it.
READ THE BOTTOM, IT'S IMPORTANT!!
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*The school is hot and stuffy with people fighting in other places.*
Bellatrix: FALL DOWN YOU DISGRACE!!
Bella: Ok :)
*Bella sits down.*
Bellatrix: STAND UP AND FIGHT!
Bella: Nah, you old hag you told me to sit down or did you forget THAT?
Bellatrix: '-' I will kill you now. CRUCIO!
*The spell jumps off Bella's sparkling skin.*
Bella: I forgot to mention that my skin is diamond crusted :)
Bellatrix: DROP DEAD ALREADY!
Bella: I'll make you drop :)
*She rushes toward Bellatrix then plops down and looks constipated.*
Bellatrix: O.O what are you doing?
*Bellatrix apperates a toilet.*
Bella: This :)
*She puts on her shield.*
Bellatrix: Umm what's it supposed to do...
Bella: Go through it.. you won't be able to B)
*Bellatrix goes through the 'shield'*
Bellatrix: Um.. you have no talent '-' Now you've wasted my time enough! Time to kill you!
Bella: Why don't we resolve this by going cliff diving and giving hugs (づᵔ◡ᵔ)づ
Bellatrix: └[ಠ෴ಠ]┘ WHY DON'T I THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF AND MAKE SURE NO MUTTS SAVE YOU?
Bella: D: NO PLEASE YOU'RE WORKING FOR TEACHER ANYWAYS I WONT BE KILLED BY YOU!
Bellatrix: '-' Oh well. LUMOS!
*Bella's diamonds fall off.*
Bella: PLEASE KEEP ME OUT OF MY MISERY!
Bellatrix: Okay :)
*Bellatrix takes Bella to a cliff.*
Bellatrix: I hope ya love intestines :D
*Bellatrix pushes Bella off, and she gets eaten by a Narwhal.*
Bellatrix: "ψ(｀∇')ψ BAHAHAHA!
*Percy passes by riding on a water ski.*
Percy: NARWHAL NARWHAL SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN, CAUSING A COMMOTION!
Bellatrix: YOU'RE NEXT!
Percy: Bye!
*Percy hides underwater.*
DEFEAT
(1/10)
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Hey :DD
TODAY IS THE LAST DAY FOR THE WATTY'S SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME!!
Please please PLEASE nominate me!! (I'll put the link on my conversations)
If you do I will dedicate a chapter to you or give a shutout! (Yes I will actually go through every single name)
Thank you guys ilyyy so much
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
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