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*Your sick of your teacher crying over her ex, so you decide to be nice and help her out.*
Teacher: VOLDY COME HOMEEE IM SO ALONEEEEE VOLDY COME HOMEEE!
*You walk into the room.*
You: Uhh heyy hunny *gag* I'm backk
*The teacher looks up at you and stares.
Teacher: Vo-vol-vol
Alex Willis: Volleyball?
Teacher: SHUT UP CHALKBOY!
Alex Willis: :(
Teachr: Anyways... VOLDEMORT! YOU DITCHED BELLATRIX FOR ME?!
You: Uhh yeahh I did... :I
Teacher: And you grew a nose?! :D What plastic surgeon?
You: Uhhh... Jeff.
Teacher: I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK FOR ME.... I HAVE IT ALL YA KNOW ;)
*She rips off her clothing to reveal a bathing outfit.*
You: GAH! I mean... Aahh your so hottt D:
Teacher: I knew it c;
*The real Voldemort walks in, will Bellatrix around his arm.*
Bellatrix: Ohh so THIS is the filthy mudblood that you spent half your life with?
*She spits on the teacher, and pulls out her wand.*
Class: Uhh whats going on.. O.O
Voldemort: Noo honey there's muggles watching us dont do this right now
Bellatrix: I DONT GIVE A FART IF ANYONE'S WATCHING
*Bellatrix and Voldemort walk away, bickering.*
Teacher: So if he's real voldemort, you must be...
*She reaches for your mask.*
You: NO PLEASE D:
*She pulls of your mask, and then gasps.*
Teacher: HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME LIKE THAT! ALL I WANTED WAS HIM TO GIVE ME WAS SOMETHING I'VE NEVER HAD!
Rhianna: Something that I've never seen.....
Teacher: GET LOST!
Rhianna: -.-
Teacher: ANYWAYS I WILL KILL YOU! Not yet anyways..... the time will come B)
You: Uh okay...
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100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
RandomDon't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your...
