Spongebob Gets Fired
Squidward: *walks into krusty krab after leaving Spongebob outside* Well Eugene, let me congratulate you on a good business decision. But now that Spongebob's gone, who will be working the grill?
Mr Krabs: *holds up spatula with spongebob's hand attached to it* Squidward, I'll have you know I was a fry cook in the navy. So I'll be working the grill.
*spatula catches fire*
Squidward: *sarcastically* I can smell the grease fires already.