Spongebob: *hears sniffling* *sniffles and looks up* Oh hi Patrick. Why are you crying?
Patrick: Oh hi Spongebob. *sniffles* I heard you crying and it made me sad!
Spongebob: Gee, I'm sorry. Why don't you come on in?
Patrick: Okay. *walks away* *runs back* *busts through Spongebob's house* Hi Spongebob. Why are you making me so sad?
Spongebob: I got f-f-f-f-f...
Patrick: Free French Fries?
Spongebob: f-f-f-f-f...
Patrick: Free Frappe?
Spongebob: f-f-f-f-f...
Patrick: I can't think of anything else that starts with the letter C, Spongebob.
Spongebob: it's not food, Patrick. I got...fired.
-----Got this from a website so it might not be accurate-----
