Spongebob: *sees clam* Oh, Patrick! The screams were coming from this clam!
Patrick: Well what are we going to do about it?
Spongebob: Oh no, I think there's something wrong with this clam!
Patrick: What?
Spongebob: Patrick, I think it's choking!
Patrick: Oh! Oh! I know what happened! I made the same noise eating kelp jerky!
Spongebob: *stares at kelp bush* Oh, and you got the jerky stuck in your throat!
Patrick: No, I got the TV remote stuck in my throat.
Spongebob: ...oh. Well, I know what to do! *takes out bubble liquid and smears some on clam*
Patrick: No! Spongebob! You always give a choking victim the Heimlick Maneuver first. And if that doesn't work, you walk away and forget you ever saw them.
