Has anyone ever talked about your mom?
Duche bag: your moms breath is so hot that she caused global warming
You: is that why your mom didn't show up to your birth....
You:# walks away throwing shade#
UGLY GUY: YOUR MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE DIED
YOU: YOUR MOMMA SO FAT SHE FELL AND ROCKED HER SELIF TO SLEEP
HA GOTTE #2 snaps and a weave pat yall#
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HumorEver got stuck in the middle of a roast and dunno how to win the roast well that's why me grandma luna is here to halp you child now shh sit back and cringe at me trying to be hip with the kids
