Cleanliness is manliness
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Yup this one is super important. I mean can I get a show of hands to show who likes dirty boys? (Several hands go up) Hey now be serious. Would you rather he be stinkin like BO or smelling like peppermint as the wind rustles his light brown hair in the wind. He glances at you shyly and you cant help but turn away as you blush furiously. I mean cmon! No love story starts with: The boy stank like old gym clothes and I couldnt keep my eyes off him even though flies trailed behind him. HUH? NO! NO! NO! BAD BAD!
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Russell's Top Ten Manly Rules
De TodoEver wondered what it took to be a man? Now you can know! Bwahaha just kidding. These are a bunch of rules I try to live up to but most of the time it just ends up in being stupid. Dont take all of these seriously hahaha!
