Have You Noticed...

Dogs and Diamonds

Have you noticed people say "A dog is a man's best friend"? I have a dog, and he is mine too. And I am attracted to him and I'm FEMALE! He is my brother I never had. But then there is "A diamond is a girl's best friend.". First off, you don't see a girl all wrapped up in jewelry whispering to each one, "See that guy over there? He is hot. You think he will get me more diamonds?" cause thats stupid and insane. Even though I talk to myself and there are voices in m- YOU KNOW WHAT?! This part is over! Goodbai!