Fruit

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Have you noticed fruits are berry(see what I did there?) confusing? For example: Berries. Mah gawd, berries aren't even berries. Strawberries? NOPE! Bananas? Yup! Oranges? Yup! At least call a strawberry something that doesn't have "berry" in it. And call oranges "Oraberries" and Bananas "Banberries". And another thing: Tomatoes. The worst. Is it a fruit or a vegetable? I...I don't know anymore. And lastly: Coconuts. Its a fruit and a nut. ONE THING PLEASE! GEEZ! Like life isn't already confusing enough!

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