Have you noticed folktales are really weird and kinda disturbing? Santa. He comes down your chimney when your SLEEPING! Who wants some fat creepy breaking into your house?! The Easter Bunny. Extremely confusing. WHAT BUNNY CARRIES EGGS FOR CHILDREN TO SEEK?! AND WHAT BUNNY LAYS EGGS?! Where do the eggs come from?! The Tooth Fairy. What creep gives you money for teeth that go rotten? Cause I have kept a baby tooth before, it rots. SO WHAT CREEP SAYS "Hey this seems like a good teeth by someone's mouth. Not like I know what has been in that mouth or anything.". The only one that makes sense...is the New Year's Baby. I get it cause it's a new year and a baby is a newborn. Otherwise, IT'S COMEPLETE BULLHONKEY!
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Warning: If you know any folktales such as Santa and The Easter Bunny, don't worry children, they totally exist.
Have you noticed some grown ups still believe in those things? REALITY CHECK, THEY DON'T EXIST!
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