An odd life

Chapter 12: Beware the physical exam

I was serving tea, when I saw kaoru cry out in pain and ran to him.

"Kaoru, kaoru are you okay!?" I shouted and grabbed his hand, he dropped some tea. Hikaru started sucking the finger that got burnt.

"Just focus on me and kouru, kaoru." Hikaru said with lustful eyes making the customers blush in anticipation.

"Hikaru, kouru..."Kaoru practically moaned and the customers started dropping like flies.

"If you like we could sell you..."I scowled at kyoya when he started selling pictures of everyone to customers- A.K.A fangirls. I don't want my face to be on some random persons wall. I shivered, too creepy. I must have spacing out for a while, because everyone was talking about some plan and I tilted my head. I then saw king talking about we were the homo supporting class and I bristled, hell no! I'm the main character now!

"What are you guys talking about?" I asked sheepishly rubbing my head and ignoring the sweatdrops and the glares directed at me.

"Sorry I'm late." Haruhi said coming inside and I sweatdropped, when did she leave anyway?

"Don't worry haruhi!"King shouted"We're going to make sure that we protect the secret that your a girl for tomorrows physical exam! So please. stay our own, exclusive princess!"

"Okay?" She blinked in surprise.

"It's true. we'd be a little annoyed if haruhi started dating other men." Hikaru said sounding annoyed.

"Then that settles it..." Everyone looked at a board which had a plan to conceal haruhi's gender. I sighed when everyone started taking about the plan and haruhi didn't really care at all.

"So" I put an arm on  her shoulder"What if...we get you some fancy tuna?" I smirked at her reaction.

"That's right, you didn't get to eat any, at our last dance party." King smirked.

"Did you hear that?"Hikaru said talking to kaoru."She said she's never had fancy tuna before."

"What a bleak upbringing she's had." Kaoru replied tutting.

"If only she stayed in the club, then she would have so many delicious things!" Honi-senpai said with a sigh.

"What are you talking about, just because I'm poor..."Haruhi then started to rant but blushed."Will I really be able to eat some?" I blushed at her cuteness, and so did the others.

                                                                                   Time skip

I wasn't afraid to show my body- I knew I was hot- but I never really expected a reaction from everyone that much. The fangirls screamed and climbed over each other to get a glimpse of us and I attempted to stop my shaking body, if this was us-imagine king. I saw haruhi gape and gave her a wink. It seems that kyoya is telling her about how popular the physical exams are.

"I won't allow. Even if they are doctors, I won't allow anyone to touch your body." Hikaru said and me and kaoru moaned in his grasp and blushed.

"What are you talking about, hikaru?When we're at home, and playing doctor, you exhaustively amuse yourself with our bodies." Kaoru said and put a hand on his head. As usual the crow went wild.

  "Even if they touch me" I blushed and looked away" Your the only one who can make me feel good, hikaru." Cue, blood spurts from noses, buy nurses and fangirls.

Whilst this happened, mori-senpai and honi-senpai when to go get haruhi out of the crowd. When we finished our exam, the nurse called for haruhi and I grabbed hikaru so I wouldn't fall. King came out with a brown wig claiming to be haruhi, me kaoru and hikaru couldn't support ourselves and we all fell on the floor due to laughter. 

"He actually went through with it!" Hikaru shouted.

"They saw through it! I told they would see through it!" Kaoru shouted banging his hand on the floor.

"He through it would seriously work!" I shouted between my laughter and we carried on laughing. King blushed and took the wig off.

"You guys!" He grabbed me buy the neck."You said that none would see through it!" He shouted, his face completely red.

"Well this is revenge for saying that we're the homo supporting class!" I chocked out and carried on laughing when he let go. 

                                                                          Time skip

When we got changed, I did remember that guy who came and was looking for his daughter. I sighed, this was going to be troublesome to deal with. I looked around for that guy and frowned when I couldn't find him. I caught wind of his face and ran after him, when I arrived, there was a hole in the wall and he was gone.

"Haruhi, are you going to quit the host club?"King asked.

"I still have to undergo my physical exam as a male student and I'm not doing this for food!" She gave a wide grin and I frowned at how similar it was to her."It's to pay back my debt!"