Minizerk One Shots (DISCONTINUED)

Food and Twister

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Josh

"Hey Joshy! Guess who bought Nando's?!?!" I heard a familiar voice call out from the first floor.

"I don't know! Who bought the Nando's?!?!" I teased.

"I did! Now can you come down here and eat with me please?" He called again.

I took off my headphones and walked down the stairs and into the kitchen. And there I'm met with the one and only Simon Minter, aka my boyfriend.

"I didn't even ask for food as hungry as I was. You read my mind so well Minter." I said, making him blush a little and laugh.

"I got your favourite as well Joshy! *insert whatever he gets from there cuz I'm too American and idek*" He said whilst taking out the food.

"You know me so well." I said and kissed his cheek.

"Of course I would. You were my best friend... Before you became my beautiful boyfriend." He said, making me blush a deep red.

"C'mon. Let's eat before we starve to death or make out." Simon laughed, making me laugh as well.

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"Hey Joshy! You want some chicken?" Simon stuck his tongue out with a few pieces of chicken on it.

"Yeah." I replied.

"Then get it." He tried to say with his tongue out. Then he slid his tongue back in and smirked at me.

"Gimme that chicken." I grabbed his cheeks and pressed my lips on his. I bit his lip, making him gasp, and I slid my tongue in his mouth making him groan.

Where dafuq is that piece of chicken?!?!

I eventually found it and tried to get it out of Simon's mouth. He kept teasing me by rolling his tongue around, making me lose it. Then I pulled away.

"That was fucking hot." Simon said.

"All I wanted was that piece of chicken." I pouted.

He then took another piece of chicken and stuck it on his tongue.

"Here. Get it."

I giggled and basically kissed his tongue. But he tricked me. He slid his tongue into my mouth making me gasp in surprise. But being the cute and nice Simon that he was, he gave me the piece and pulled away for air.

"I gotta be honest with you, I wasn't expecting that." I told him.

"Expect the unexpected babe." He replied back, making me roll my eyes. Simon laughed. "You look so cute when you do that."

I rolled my eyes again, making him laugh more, but this time, he started making me laugh along.

"You guys are actually couple goals." Tobi walked in with a smile plastered on his face.

Basically the other three Sidemen were coming over to record for more Sidemen weekend videos or something like that. Tobi arrived earlier than Harry and Ethan, so he decided to stay in the living room for a bit.

I stared at Tobi making him giggle a bit. "Don't worry I heard nothing except you guys laughing. Oh and by the way, we're gonna record that Twister video in a few minutes when Vikk wakes up and when Ethan and Harry arrive." He put his cup in the sink and walked out of the kitchen.

"Thanks Tobi. Meet you upstairs in Jide's room." Simon told him. Tobi gave a thumbs up from the other side of the door and walked up the stairs.

"Are you finished Simon?" I asked him.

"Yeah. Let's go upstairs." We walked up the stairs hand in hand and towards JJ's. I was teasing Simon as we were going up by stopping on the stairs making him try to drag me up.

"God damn it Josh! why you do this to me???" He pouted.

"Relax babe I'm just teasing with you! nothing to be serious about." I told him making him pout more.

"Ok I'll stop." I laughed and continued walking up the stairs with him.

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Simon

Harry and Ethan finally arrived after what seemed like hours. Vikk was awoken from his sleep by a hyper boyfriend *cough* Harry *cough* bouncing on the bed. He kept whining about more sleep, but Harry clearly just wanted to see him awake and not on his computer for once.

What I didn't realise was that we were doing it with paint...

"Alright who's going first?" JJ just had to ask...

I looked at Josh and shrugged. He motioned to let Harry and Vikk go first, and then Tobi, Ethan, and JJ.

"What are you two lovebirds doing?" JJ spotted us motioning to each other.

"Oh, we're just letting Vikk and Harry go first."

"It better be. VIKK AND HARRY ARE GOING FIRST!" He yelled.

"But-" Harry started arguing.

"Fuck your shitty excuses. You two are going first."

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"Why are you struggling Vikk?!?! We just started the game!" Harry laughed.

"Harry I'm s-small unlike you." Vikk stuttered a bit.

"As small as you are I still love you." I heard Harry whisper.

"Did anyone alse here that?" I whispered in Josh's ear. He looked around the room trying not to look suspicious and looked back at me.

"I don't think so." He whispered to me. I guess he didn't look suspicious since he was spinning the little wheel.

"What are you guys talking about again?!?!" JJ asked.

I immediately hugged Josh, hopefully telling JJ that we were just 'talking about each other.' He luckily got the message and let us be.

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"Right. Now it's the lovebirds going up now." JJ said to the camera.

Great...

"Simon, (foot/hand and colour)." Tobi called out.

I put my (foot/hand) on (colour) and continued playing the game.

"Ew. This feels so weird." I was kinda grossed out.

We played until...

"Josh, I can't..."

"Yes you can Simon. You can do it."

"But my back hurts and I'm slipping!" And I fell right next to Josh who didn't fall yet.

"You ok baby?" He quietly asked me.

"I'm totally fine..." I grabbed my back im an attempt to stop the pain.

"No you're not. Come here." He sat down and brought out his arms for a hug. I didn't care how much paint he had on his clothes, or mine as well. I attempted to pick myself up and fall into the hug making everyone in the room awe. I then pulled away and we stood up which kinda made it a little awkward in the room.

"Honestly, you guys are the cutest gay/bi couple I've ever seen." Ethan laughed out.

I looked at Josh and back to the others.

"Who wouldn't love Daddy Zerk?"

A/N
Ok yeah. I know it's shit. I'm not in the mood to make a good one right now+I'm running out of ideas.