Normalacy

The happening

Dear useless paper (that will be recycled eternally so will never get to leave this endless circle of pain and death),

Today was The day, just as every day is The day. But today was really THE day. It was the day of happening. The happening we have been planning for quite a while,but it was still a very NORMAL day.So i suppose you want to know what has happened? Isn't it peculiar how we only look back because looking forwards is so much more daunting?

The day started of course with Leo giving us his final plans. I can see how he got his job, he is always so quiet and school we forget where his real talents lie! So anyway he briefed us at 0700 hours. The plan really was most simple!

At 0703 we left Base and Alexis let us into her current Dictator fling's study (I forget their name although she seemed to keep groaning it whilst we were getting the info...) But anyways their documents gave us the necessary info so we left Alexis there because she seemed rather...tired.
So right on schedule 7030 we arrived outside our destination. Erin was fussing before hand saying that they weren't any good at music so of course when she set up her concert she was amazing! The perfect distraction.
So our quickly diminishing squad continued, Leo showing the way. We thought we were scuppered at one point because a girl came towards us and started very audibly telling us how she was going to tell her dad. But Miriam's offer of having her hair plaited like rapunzel soon soothed any qualms.
So we journeyed on around the outskirts of Amazon heading towards the gold. Then we got there! There were binders of all shaped and sizes. We of course grabbed as many as we could physically carry, then were about to start the treck back when Daniel piped up: "We need to leave our mark" so he sprayed a rainbow flag over the recently emptied shelves with queer in bold black letters on top. "Perfect" he exclaimed
We were pretty sure we had made it at this point so were surprised when people who worked at Amazon actually came to stop us...odd. But then we knew we had had it so we're about to surrender when in swung the-apparently-very real Jamie. Who swung is all to safety in a rather tarzan-like gesture.

SO WE DID IT.

I would right more but honestly my hand hurts.

Yours faithfully (you know we aren't dating right?)
Lottie x