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well then. hiya.

it's been a while, huh?

even more has changed since our last update.

first of all. its over. we're done.

we've left, never to return again.  no more can be done and no more to be done. 

after it happened, there was none more to be done in our world. things only grew worse and it got to the point where we had to leave and not return.

ill start with the basics. our powers were diminishing. we were becoming weaker and couldn't control anything anymore. so we had to pack up our stuff, get the the rocket and go back home to attaphanjumpol. our home planet.

now ok now you may be thinking wtf these r aliens. and yeah, tbh, we are. but if u think about it, ur the aliens to us! and we look completely the same to you except for our extra stomach.

on our homeplanet we have many things. imagine the world as being like Thailand's jungle, but with small pockets of mountains where the snow falls. its better than that shithole in the middle of nowhere on earth jesus christ how do you survive there? 

although i will admit earth has much better tv and music than attaphanjumpol. its kind of awful here tbh. i mean our national anthem is jub by kang so like??? he's not even from this planet????  when im president i will change it to something better.

tho we do have frequent forest fires that put our whole planet at risk of being completely wiped out. but luckily with my water powers im able to stop them.

oh it seems that im being called somewhere by alexis. i think our crisp farm is being eaten by our neighbour izzy again. those fucking gays u just cant live with them can u ugh.


yeh night night.

also its my birthday. im 74038 attaphan years old now, which roughly translates to 16 earth years.

dan

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