Pll Rants

7x01: Tick - Tock Bitches

Note: We decided that since you guys can't tell the difference between me and my bff we will use our names. My name is Selena and my bff's name is Victoria. I, Selena wrote chapter 1 or know as the introduction to how this book is gonna go. My writing will be in italics and Victoria's will be in bold.
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Selena's take on the episode:
Hey guys so I just finished watching Pll's season primere of season 7. Boy, the season have gone by so fast. Anyway let's start off the beginning... OH MY GAWD OUR BABY HANNA AGHHHHHH!! In that moment when fucking AD said they only had 24 hours to figure out who killed Charlotte's physio ass, like bitch that's like saying oh hey you have no hands here's a cake and a fork eat the cake with your hands like that's fucking impossible. If they killed Hanna I would have losted my shit. Then they saw Mary and I was like why are they just standing there theirs a carbon copy of Ms.DiLarentis on the loose and FYI she's crazy!!! Side note: Did everybody notice how Caleb keep ignoring Spencer and when she said so do you want some food he got pissed? Haleb fans your ship will sail in the near future. Back to the episode, then when Caleb was done going all Donkey Kong Toby went to go talk to Mary. She is sorta a terrible villain because she sorta outed herself to them because she said she would like to report a break in at the Lost Woods (I think that what it was called) which is just so conveniently where Spencer, Aria, Ezra, Caleb, Toby, Emily, and Hanna, well before she was kinapped, where that night. I was like this bitch is dumb at least Charlotte didn't show herself as a shady person and didn't waltz around town all the god damn time. Moving on when they went to the Bell Tower, I flipped and lost all my shit. I thought that was really Hanna that was dead, I swear the writers of Pll are evil and cruel people. Like they played with all of my emotions... well I'm a mess. Then when they all sat at the table including Mona they put paper in hat saying who they thought AD was, I was sitting there like seriously you gonna do this like there's not a clock on Hanna's life, k. But when Mona read that someone thought she killed Charlotte I was like why would she help you to catch Charlotte's killer if she's Charlotte's killer... Boy. If I was Mona I would have been like " You are trying all of my patience and if you keep talking smack in point two second I'm be your killer!" Bruh let's go to the part where they got that picture of Hanna like she was all beaten up and scared and you guys are sitting here playing Ene Meanie Minie Mo the fuck. But seriously when Emily went to visit Alison and speak to Elliot who else was like hell to the no, do not trust his shady ass he is lying to all of you he is working with AD and he was in love with Charlotte...*cringes and shivers in digust* no. Let's go to the part where Aria was talk to Emily trying to find out what Alison said, girl don't lie to save her ass it's her or Hanna, and then that girl (I forget her name all the time) was talking to Emily "do want to eat something?" and then Emily said YES?!?! Wtf Hanna is going to die in couple of hours and you want to eat and hang with your crush!!! But in other news OUR BABY HANNA IS A SMART COOKIE AND SHE ESCAPE MARY'S DUMBASS HELLHOLE!!! I was like bish run for your life and then 😧 the fucking car showed up like why you got to ruin it I would have dead hopped over the car like I got no time to play games boy. But she's safe that's all that matters. And Aria she trying figure out her fucking relationship with Erza for the three millionth time like bitch your meant for each other but Hanna is about to died and you want to do this now. Lastly, let's talk about that scene at Elliot's house where he was bring his everyday shady ass. Erza and Aria almost got caught, facts tho they should have went back to open the chest thingy like they know where the key is and AHAHA Elliot you dumb fucker why are you carrying knife and other sharp object that looks mad shady, again dumb fucker. Well that about sums up the episode on my part, read below for my bff and co-owner of this story point of view or rant of this episode.
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Victoria's take on the episode:

Omg there is a lot to address about this episode. But here are some things I feel were important .So did anyone else believe that Hanna wasn't really dead? I didn't fall for that trick.. I was like if you dare kill off Hanna I will for real stop watching pll . Gladly they didn't kill off her character. But I know, that in the beginning of the episode when the three liars were burying someone's body a lot of people thought it was Hanna. Then everyone figures out that Hanna is probably in the church. HELL NO!!!!! It was some screwed up joke from A.D!! This little bitch was getting on my freaking nerves... She is telling them they have 24 hours to find the real killer. In my head I was like "WTF why are they going under- freaking -cover to find the real damn killer of Charlotte. No one cares about that bitch." They then go on this wild goose chase to find out it was ALISON!!! But in my opinion I don't think she did it I think she is being set up or there is a reasonable explanation for why there was a red coat in her room. Let me now address my feelings about Spencer in this episode. She was acting like damn puppy dog. Don't get me wrong her current boyfriend is going after his ex-girlfriend and you are trying to help. BUT GIRL get a grip he clearly doesn't give a shit. BTW I really am a die hard Haleb fan so don't insult my opinion about the way Spencer was acting. The part that I really felt bad about was when Emily was in Ali's room and the memories they shared was coming back. In all honesty I don't like them together. I prefer Emily with MAYA. RIP Maya 😭 . Then Aria is truly gaining back feelings for Ezra. She keeps ignoring Liam's calls. LEAVE A COMMENT ON WHO YOU SHIP ARIA WITH. Anyways, Elliot is FREAKING CRAZY!!! One minute he is all like "OMG ALI IS HURT I GOTTA BE BY HER SIDE" and the next he is all like " LET ME GO IN MY CABINET WITH MY BAG FILLED WITH SHARP TOOLS AND TAKE IT TO CUT SOMEONE'S ASS" I think Mary Drake and Elliot are really cold hearted people to play with Alison's emotions. They made her believe she was crazy and then kept injecting her with some kind of drugs. Then when Hanna Escaped the place A.D tortured her I was cheering like " YOU GO GIRL!!! BITCH CAN'T TOUCH THIS". Then the episode ends with Hanna getting stopped in front of Mary Drakes car.... Then I was confused because I thought Mary drake was working with A.D. Why didn't she run over Hanna yet.. Now before you say that she probably wants to torture her more or she needs Hanna as more leverage I don't believe that's the reason. Anyway I can't wait till the next episode so we can keep guessing as to who A.D is.. 😁
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