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Selena's take on the episode:
Oh my god Mary thinks she's smart she's trying to confuse all of them by making them believe she's not evil by bring Hanna home but so conveniently when the girls gave her what she wanted which is who killed Charlotte. So let's start with the whole Hanna, Caleb, and Spencer triangle mess ( although it's more like a square because of Toby ). I sorta feel bad for Spencer because she can see with her eyes that something is going on between Hanna and Caleb even though they haven't broke up. Honestly, I'd Caleb wants to be with Hanna or can't give Spencer his all he needs to breakup with her because that's the least she deserves, she doesn't deserve to be cheated on. But on the hand Spencer knew what she was getting into like Hanna and Caleb were together since high school and planned there whole lives together and the only reason he can't be with her is her job other than that he would have still been with her and not have even played that shit with Spencer. Yo was anybody a little pissed off when he was look at Hanna all in love and then goes to be all cuddly with Spencer and then HE FUCKING MADE SPENCER CRY!!! As he walks out you can see one tear roll down Spencer's cheek. Then there's Emily ( is anybody a little annoyed the keep switch who's saying 'shh' in the intro) she keeps worrying about Alison *pause who here ships Emison* like girl she gonna be in danger if you don't open your god damn eyes and she how much of a shady ass motherfucker Elliot is. Like girl do not trust him. Also if Alison did kill Charlotte I swear I'm skip all of the people waiting in line to kill Alison. Renactment starts now:
Me:*pushes through people* Excuse me, sorry, oh hey shady ass and Mary. *Looks at Alison* 😑 *Jumps on her like Cady on Regina in that scene from Mean girls*🐒 (facts tho they need to make more emojis). Anyways back to the show, this thing going on with Aria and Ezra is a mess because they slept together but they don't know what they are but they want to be together but she still hasn't told Liam and he's just chilling thinking she's just busy so that's why she's ignoring his calls when in reality she's trying to get back together with her ex which was her high school English teacher (he doesn't know that either). But then Liam calls and she again ignores his call *are any of you shipping Liria or Ezria* and then he shows up, can't hit ignore now Aria. So she FINALLY tells him it's over O-V-E-R OVER *starts sings cheetah girls its over* (but you know damn well I'm Chanel, were are all my Hispanic girls out there). But this a tv show so shit never works in the characters favors so then Liam reveals he is going to be working with them on the book, AKWARD. Then Aria and Ezra not being smart and discreet go and meet up in front of the whole damn town and hold hands and talk about Liam and how he's going to be working with them on the book and of course Liam being a little bitch not being able to comprehend being dumped just so happens to watch them as this is happening. Then when him and Ezra go to meet up to talk about revising the book, Liam again not being able to handle being broken up with starts acting like a little bitch. *inserts mean girls gorilla fight scene*🐒. Well that sums up how Ezra feels. But let's talk about Hanna and Jordan, 😧 well she dumped him because she feels like it's not meant to be. Facts tho Hanna sounded fucking crazy when she was like 'no we can't be together because our beginning, a fucking bar is gone'😂. Jordan I know you were like the fuck is wrong with this bitch, but no she didn't dump him because of that shit she was just too nice and did want to be like this. Start scene:
Hanna: Sorry but I can't be with you because I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend, it's not you, you just don't look like my ex, sorry not sorry.
Taxi!
Oh my god, I forgot about spencer confronting Caleb On still being in love with Hanna, you go Spence have more respect for yourself. ls it me, or is everybody breaking up. But now back to shady ass little motherfucker Elliot, why does everybody trust this bitch so much like if I were on this show he would #1 on my shady list because if he really cared about Ali then why won't let the person who admitted her visit her AKA Emily. Then he was talking to Mary Drake after he told Emily if he can talk to her alone and she was like how she got the money, I'm sitting here like hold up did she really not care about who killed her daughter just about money, well shit if I cared about Charlotte I would feel bad for her. IT'S A GOOD THING I DON'T BECAUSE SHE SPENT HALF OF HER LIFE RUINING OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES *Aria, Spencer, Hanna, Emily, Alison*. (Starts having Spasm) Sorry, my mom was fucking talk on the phone with her friend and mad loud in public, my mom does not know how to shut her dominician mouth up, and she was eating do not fucking eat and talk around me, I will lose and my appetite and beat the shit out of you but she's my mom so I had a spasm and pretended I didn't know her. *Back to the show* Anyways that's it on my part comment down what you think is going to happen next. My question to all of you is who watches Shadowhunters and Game of Thrones here! If you watch Game of Thrones you will understand this... The King in the North!!!
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Well I am kinda mad while in the mix of being relieved. Hanna wanted to get back together with her fake accent British husband. He is so freaking clueless as to what Hanna has been through. I don't feel bad about talking shit about him. He deserves it, and once again she dumps his sorry ass. I was mad when she wanted to be with this guy again but she then said she doesn't want to be with him. I really want Hanna and Caleb to get back together. I feel bad for Spencer, she keeps torturing herself by watching Caleb care for Hanna so much. I think she should save her pain and break up with him. Now back to Mary Drake she takes Hanna to Spencer's House. In my opinion Mary Drake didn't look shocked as to finding Hanna. It was like she knew she was going to find her. But now we know the reason as to why she was at Radley. There is a question that needs to be answered. Who is Charlotte's father? I really want to know the answer to this question. LEAVE A COMMENT AS TO WHO YOU THINK HER FATHER IS!!! In the GIF above you see Emily sending the group a message about Elliot and Mary Drake being shady. I really don't know what their plan is. Why would he want to contuine touturing Ali? He has some serious problems. Now he wants Mary to help him, but she declines his offer not wanting to hurt the girls. But I don't think he'll take no for an answer. That little shit Elliot has more tricks up his dang sleeve. Now on to poor Emliy. she keeps wanting to help Ali. I think she probably still has feelings for her that's why she wants to get her out so much. You guys notice that Emily is the only one making attempts to help Alison. Okay now Liam is also in the same place as Spencer. He is also watching the person he loves be with someone else. This guy is going off on Ezra about the damn book when he was really talking about Aria and him. Liam needs to move on .
Can I take a minute to say that Hanna seriously SLAYED in that red dress. GO GIRL!!!!!! She just got kidnapped. Now she looks like a FREAKING MODEL.
OKAY THATS IT FOR ME, WE WILL CONTUINE OUR THEORIES NEXT WEEK.
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Note: So thanks for reading our book and although 14 reads isn't the highest number there is out there at least it's better than nothing so thanks again for reading our book. Tell us what you think about starting a Shadowhunters rant book or any other show ( I heard about that new show called Dead of Summer, I might watch it, Facts tho Paulina Singer is gorg). Today instead of recommending a book instead I would like to encourage more people with a passion and talent for writing to write a book and I could check it out. Anyway, so what kind of books do you guys like? I, Selena, love fanfictions like pll, tvd, to, or got (pretty little liars, the vampire diaries, the originals, or game of thrones, and many more) and my co-writer bestie Victoria loves stories about bad boys and good girls, Street fighting, gang leaders, and you get the rest. Until next time, peace out fellow bitches! -A✌
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