Pll Rants

7x06 Wanted: Dead or Alive

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Selena's take on the episode:
*Side note: I'm so sorry but Wattpad is being an asshole and won't let me put in images, and so sorry and don't kill me*
So at first all the liars (except Ali) are at the brew discussing what they think and what there gonna to do bout Mr.ShadyAss (if ur new here first off hi and this what I like to call Archer Dunhill). And then this happens... Ali walks in WEARING THE RED COAT! She knows, she knows that they threw her under the bus when Mr.ShadyAss asked for Charlotte's killer! Nevertheless she looks pissed! And then Spence chases after her and apologizes on behalf of all the girls. Then after Spencer goes with Ali because she doesn't want her to go alone, back at the grill all the girls receive a text from Spencer and have a mini panic attack due to the fact that when ever their phones go off at the same time it's never a good thing. Emily decides to go off to see what Sara and Jenna are up to and just as her and Aria are exiting the brew they bump into a little broken hearted Ezra 😢😢 Poor Ezra tho he probably thinks Aria doesn't love him enough for that commitment yet, at that point I think everyone could guess the #proposal was a #fail! Back at Ali's house Detective Marco is on the case! As Spencer walks in and makes eye contact with Marco you could see the akward tense... Anyways Marco informs Ali and Spencer that PD think that Mr.ShadyAss actually is still here in Rosewood and that the plan the girls came up with is just a decoy to get him off his tail! Well you fuck up now didn't you girls! Because the same plan you came up with to get the popo off your asses is the same plan that landed the popo closer to catching yout asses! Well done, well fucking done! Afterwards, Spencer follows Marco out of Ali's house and tells him if it could be less akward between them, well Spence why not, that's like saying "hey, so you know how we almost had sex and you would have saw me naked, if you could um unsee that, that would be great thanks!" Um no!!! But he said sure anyways and then he got all supicous and asked if there's anything they forgot or didn't mention to the police how they should tell them, but this is Pll of course they ain't gonna tell the truth so ultimately Spencer said no. He still looked supicous but didn't question it. Back at the brew, Hanna is talking to Lucas over the phone however that very amusing conversation was cut short by Aria texting saying she needed advice (and we all know who it was she needed advice on) but then her trip to Aria's was delayed because Mr.ShadyAss wanted be fucking Drake with the hotline bling shit and call the burner phone. This is what he said and I quote when she picked up the phone "Next time you bury someone, make sure he's dead." Well isn't that just great, so awesome because the girls totally needed another thing to worry about! Just great, just fucking great👍. You know those girls deserve a round of applause 👏👏👏👏👏. So Hanna shows up to Aria's house freaking out about Mr.ShadyAss calling from the great beyond (or if you watch Scream Queens from the Big Best Buy parking lot in the sky) and then Aria being the logically little fun size person she is told her in nutshell suck it up and stop being a baby were in pll not the walking dead he can't come back to bite you in the ass because he dead, no more, deceased. As they were leaving Aria's phone starts to ring and who could it be??? No other then future hubbie Ezra let's just all bask in the sweetness that is Ezra Fitzgerald... right before Aria presses the reject button. 😂😂😂. At the brew, Ezra is drinking is sorrows away, hold on can we just give a slowly long clap for the man that is Ezra Fitzgerald, unlike some people who get pissed off when the person they are prosping to says the need time to think about it, he is ok with it because he loves Aria so much and is willing to wait and also cares so much he just wants to talk to her. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. Ezria is so cute they always find their way back and forgive each other for some people would not forgive each other for (like when she killed Shawna he still wanted to be with her). So does anyone else feel the more Mary talks to Spencer or Ali the more we feel she's on their side and not an evil crazy bitch... no just me, ok. And then there was one... so moving forward let's go to were Aria confessed to Hanna that Ezra proposed and Hanna in the spirit of confessing confessed she and Jordan are no longer! FINALLY!! She stops lying to everyone well except Mona because she can spot a fake diamond ring. Facts tho it looks like Aria was about to have a panic attack when Hanna threw her ring, like damn girl you need to check your heart, another one!!! 😂😂😂 Hey everyone look what the cat dragged in the rejected boyfriends, yep that right it's time for Ezra and Caleb!!! Tho let's be honest all the boys would be #squadgoals! Seriously tho damn Em&m can be vicious when she needs to be! Yah girl you show em' who got the balls- oh oh you want me to shut the fuck up oh ok *sits akwardly in corner* haha no *flips everything* FUCK YOUR SHIT!!! *comes back to typing* ok I'm back! But seriously she was all like tell me what you know hoe or else your gonna have to explain this story of ours to the popo. Tho is Sara Jenna's god damn dog like damn bitch who pissed in your cheerios let Sara say what ever she wants! #Rights! I can't believe Jenna and Charlotte were friends and Charlotte was just using Ali as a way to get out of Welby and she even went as far as to tell Mr.ShadyAss to make Ali fall in love with him like um no you clearly needed to be Welby because you is not well bitch! Get it Well-b.... I'll stop... *laugh interally* no. I'm skip over the Spaleb breakup and FYI to all the hardcore crazy ass Haleb fans if you did not get your emotions messed with in this scene you are messed up and a little to obsessed with Haleb and should probably have bunked with Charlotte in Welby( swear there are so many people that ruin ships for me like Stydia no just no they crazy af that's why I ship Stalia and I love Malia she's my second queen because no one can replace badass Allison R.I.P Queen and she loves Stiles unlike Lydia which if you think about it their ship is based off NOTHING!*Crazy ass shippers you need to fucking stop and rethink your priorities if getting help isn't number 1 keep rethinking*). I'm skip to Ezria omg Aria FINALLY told him the TRUTH!!!!! And he STILL wants to marry her!!!!!! #PROPOSALSUCCESSS!!!!!!!! Ezria fans I see your ship arriving at paridise... Rejoice and Enjoy it's been a long journey! It was so cute when he picked her up and spinned her around because she's fun sized awe look guys how far she's come 😭😭😭 they grow up so fast, our little munchkin!!! Now time to move on to Mr.ShadyAss and his obsession with masks facts tho I thought Ali was gonna die, I was already getting the coffin...
Me: *see Ali getting choked and head slammed into a mirror* oh shit she gonna die! *picks up starts ordering coffin* *Looks at screen and sees Ali's alright* Oh nevermind bitch alive! R.I.P Sara Harvey you were... *whispers* I wish I nice things to say *clears throat* A... Confusing ass bitch! But anyway, Hanna and Spencer dug up Mr.ShadyAss's body and what do you guys think is that really him or what? Comment what you think! Personally I think that it could be like that fake body thing he did with Hanna or he could have a twin that was his confidant or he is really dead and it's just his confidant torturing them with fear. Until next time, stay bitchy!
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Victoria's take on the episode:

So we are at the point where there are 4 episodes till the summer finale!!!! So in the episode we got Jenna and Mary's stories of them saying their not the bad guys. So Mary claims that she never met Charlotte. But Ali says other wise like why would she say her name was Cece Drake if she never met her? But anyways it doesn't matter cause her petty ( P-E-T-T-Y, I'm petty all the time.. sorry I had to say it) story got her in the clear of not being A.D. Then Jenna says she was friends with Charlotte so she knew Archer from the start and she thinks the girls are behind his disappearance.

Jenna thinks she can boss everyone around. Not everyone is her little bitch, like Sarah. Sarah is such a wimp. I think she is afraid of Jenna. If I was in the show the first thing I would do is show Jenna who the freaking boss was. Okay back to the point Mary and Jenna are no longer the people we should be suspicious of. Onto Aria and Hanna while Emily and Ali tried getting info out of Mary and Jenna, Hanna was freaking out that Archer was coming for her. But that ended up with her giving Aria advice about marrying Ezra. She also admitted that she wasn't engaged anymore. Now onto the part I was screaming at!!

YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPENCER FINALLY BROKE UP WITH CALEB!!!!!!!!!! YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!! I was so happy they broke up. Spencer deserves better and Caleb is better with Hanna. Speaking of Hanna Spencer and Hanna are cool now. They forgave each other and Spencer even told her to tell Caleb she broke off her engagement. While that is happening Alison was getting attacked by A.D. Hanna got a call from Archer. So Hanna warned Alison in advanced to keep the officer outside her house, near her. But that was a big mistake because that sketchy officer is A.D. Everyone thought the person that is calling Hanna and that attacked Ali is Archer but it isn't.

Because that little shit is DEAD. Meaning that it is probably Archers partner in crime that is doing all of this. Now Lastly to close off the episode, Sarah is murdered by someone. That person saw that Sarah was attepting to leave. I mean if you were being bossed around by Jenna you would leave too. But she could be leaving for other reasons. The only thing I want to know is Noel Knan still if Rosewood? And if he is when are the lairs going to see him? And why would that person kill Sarah?

Okay that's it for me, We'll rant more next week!!!!!!
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