Hella excited to enter in this contest. I want to thank not only my mom and dad, but my parents for this opportunity. Hopefully you'll like it, if not, that's cool too. But yeah here it goes.
-For Assassin.
"OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD JESUS IN HEAVEN ABOVE PLEASE SAVE ME I PROMISE I WON'T EVER WATCH PORN EVER AGAIN AND I'LL- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK- oh shit i can't curse at God wtf am I doing- I'LL PRAY EVERYDAY AND I'LL, I'LL DONATE TO CHARITY AND BECOME A CANCER KIDS BEST FRIEND AND CRY AT THE MILITARY VIDEOS, BECAUSE HONESTLY I'VE NEVER DONE THAT I JUST PRETEND TO FEEL AN EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT, AND I PROMISE TO TRY TO FIND THE HUMOR IN THE SNEEZING PANDA VIDEOS, actually no that's not going to happen, they aren't even really funny, it's just a bunch of loud noise that shocks me for a second, and maybe a twitch at my mouth, but that's abou- OH SHIT-" I scream until I fall onto someone walking down the street.
"COSA CAZZO DIAVOLO E QUESTO LIZAAAAAA THE FUCK DID YOU DO?" an extremely pissed off voice yelled in an language I did not speak. Unfortunately I was unable to ask him to translate because I was too busy trying to re-inflate my lungs. "Come on... just [insert wheeze here] breathe dammit!" I assume that he realized that I was on top of him at that moment because the bitch JUDO FLIPPED ME onto the concrete, which did not help my situation at all.
" Oh my God, he's going to murder me. I'm only 19, how the fuck am I going to die right now. I didn't even get the chance to harass him into giving me his number, or at least styling tips because hot damn, his hair is bomb." I thought as he neared me.
"Did Disney princess send you here? Huh? Is this some type of prank? BECAUSE IT ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY!" the hot guy yelled out. And he was very hot. Like hella hot. Like Harry Styles hot. He's Harry Styles. "Oh shit you're Harry Styles. I just got Judo flipped by Harry Styles. I can die in peace now." I said with a lazy smile on my face as I slowly faded out of consciousness.
"God damn it, that was such a main character move." Harry states as he lifts me off the ground. I'm being carried by Harry Styles. Fuck yes.
I woke up on the floor filled with newspapers and blankets. "What kind of illegal shit did I get myself into this time..." I sigh. As I slowly make my way up to standing level, because I was sore as fuck, I make eyes with a shit ton of Harry's in the room. "All right Khadirah, this is when you go back to sleep, because if you're awake and seeing this, something is not right." I say to myself as I curl back up. The Harry in a flannel laughs and says, "She sounds like Liza, but like old fanfiction Liza."
My first thought after hearing my long lost cousins name was not, why the fuck does he know Liza, or how what the hell is he talking about "old fanfiction Liza". It was why is he wearing a flannel in 90 degree weather, he's going to overheat, has no one told him this, I need to tell him this, but then I'll be talking to Harry Styles and I don't want to hurt the poor Kale frog. And I apparently said all of this out loud, because he was laughed and said, "Actually its Vampire Harry. Kale frog, aka Vanilla Boy, is over there with his wife."
But it wasn't the original him I was speaking to, it was the other him, the one with shorter hair in all black. "I'm Psycho, and that's Spy Kids sitting in the corner staring at us all with that creepy look on his face." "Spy Kids" flicked "Psycho" off and stated in a menacing voice, "I'm Assassin. Call me Spy Kids and I call you a corpse."
"And bitch, I'll call you sand, because that line was dusty. Anyways, I'm Khadirah, and I just landed wherever this place is. I know this is rude, seeing how we've all just met and since all of you are being hella chill, except for Zuko pre-Team Avatar here,you obviously know a lot more to me that would benefit me comprehensively wise, I would like to know how you- pointing at the Vampire one-know Liza." As I finished my monologue, the front door opened with another Harry coming in and a short girl walked in with him.
"Khadirah!! Oh shit it's dat boi!" she yelled while pausing in the middle of the doorway.
So kinda like this:
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And of course I replied with an "Oh shit waddup!"
Kinda like dis:
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And we hugged and it was cute and I missed her, and she was like how'd you get here and I replied with an idk man, magic.
It was lit. So after the reunion and meeting everyone and the retelling of her fanfiction (by the way all of it was mostly done by me, because I looked up the fanfiction, it's really good and the character development is smokin) and yeah that was three weeks ago.
