Her Effect One Shot!!

I can't use any more dive in titles, its over my max

"STAINED COFFEE CUPPPP. (oh)" i scream-sang. I probably should have let Assassin drive, given the fact that I crash landed in what looks like LA, but it's really just a very convenient location that has everything we need without being on the map.

"WAKING UP, BESIDE YOU I'M A LOADED GUN. I CAN'T CONTAIN THIS ANYMORE.I'M ALL YOURS I'VE GOT NO CONTROL, NO CONTROOOOL." I sang to Assassin as he tried contain his laughter. "Come on Harold, sing with me!" I poked his cheek again which made him blush, which made me lauhg, which eventually made him laugh. 

If you looked at us in the car you'd think we were having a seizure.

"That was the new hit single from Jaun Digestion: No Control." the DJ said after the song finished. 

"WTF IS JAUN DIGESTION, IS THAT, OHHHHH MY GOD ITS CARLOS' BAND OH MY," and I didn't finish because a hand was slapped across my mouth. "Shut up I haven't heard someone that loud since-"

"Liza." I finished for him. 

"Yeah, since Liza." he repeated in a passive voice. 

"I know you still have feelings for her Harry." I said quietly after 5 minutes of radio silence between us. 

"Its not that-"

"No, I know it is. Liza and I grew up together and she's always left such a positive impact on others. It's hard not to fall for her. She's kind, and smart, and funny. She's also my best friend, and I can tell when others get to that level of caring about her. It's like my level minus the want to have sex with her, b/c incest. Don't worry about it, we can still be friends I guess-" 

He put his hand over my mouth again. Okay this time it hurt, and I seriously considered biting his ass b/c that's rude af.

"Yes, there was a time when I thought I'd never get over her. There was a time when I thought I wasn't good enough because she didn't chose me. That all changed three weeks ago when you crash landed on top of me. That's fate amore. You want to know how I know it's fate? I was leaving. I walked out the house, I gathered my belongings, I even left a note explaining my sudden disappearance. And then you came and you were so happy to just see me, and get flipped by me, which freaked me out at first but then when I got to know you I felt so happy around you. I haven't allowed myself to be around you for more than 10 minutes because I start to smile too hard, and I can't do that it'll make me feel for you and I don't want to feel because when you feel you get heartbroken and I can't go through that anymore. I'm over her and I'm proving that to you and myself by going on this date with you. Okay?"

I'm dumbfounded at this point, with no clue on how to respond, so I just smile and nod. ON THE INSIDE THOUGH I'M LIKE OH SHIT THIS IS CUTE AS FUCK HE'S DOING THE WHOLE REVEALING TRUE LOVE SHIT OH MY GOD, but I'm gonna be chill.

But my chill-ness was short lived, because as soon as we both started to lean in some asshole beeped his horn at us.

"Aye! Move already, I got places to go, people to see!" asshole yelled in a  New York-ish accent.

"Ahhhh HELL NAH," I replied unbuckling my seat belt. "I know this fool did not build up the nerve to come at me because I will not hesitate to beat some ass before we start this date!" I got at the car and made my way towards the man, but Harry held me back.

"Amore, don't worry about him. I know it was an honest mistake of the sir. He wouldn't dare test a trained assassin, now would he?" he said in a dangerously calm voice.

Dropping my panties now.

"N-no sir, y-y-you won't have any trouble from me, I-I was ju-just leaving. Have a nice day!" and he drove off.