Edward X Winry {Oneshots-CRAZY}

The Christmas Cheer

(Fullmetal Alchemist and Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood are both owned by Hiromu Arakawa.)

This went through heavy editing by me. XD

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Once upon a time, Ed was chopping down a tree for Christmas. His three sons tagged along with him, Red, Ced, and Sed. Ed was having trouble with the axe so he made his arm into a sword and then sliced that sucker down. He grabbed the tree and dragged it home on the icy road. As the four were walking, Ed slipped on an ice patch and fell down the hill towards the river. He landed on the ice and got scratches on his hand. His three sons yelled at him if he was okay and he reassured them that he was. Ed slowly got up so he wouldn't fall back down. He noticed how he was in the same spot were the dog fell in those six years ago. And when he and Winry confessed their love for each other and kissed, and then 'ya know'. He laughed.
They finally made it back to the house and Ed noticed that there were boxes of Christmas lights and decorations on the porch with a note on it. The note read that Winry and the girls went into town to get some supplies for dinner and cookies. Ed told Ced, the oldest of the six, to go get the tree stand from the shed and told Sed, the third oldest of the six, and Red, the fifth oldest, to get the ladder and take out all of the decorations from the box. Ed, followed by Ced with the tree stand, dragged the tree into the house and put the tree up and prepared it for decorating. He told the boys to go and play in the snow while he climbed the ladder to put on the lights.
After he was done putting all the decorations up, he heard Winry yelling in the distance along with girls, Finry, the second oldest, Ginry, the forth oldest, and Dinry, the youngest of the six. Ed and Winry made out and all the kids went "EWWWW...." and then Ed and Winry said "shut up or no cookies." Then they all went inside and started to decorate the tree. Dinry wanted to put the star on the top but she was complaining how she was too small to reach. Right away Ed glared at Winry with a serious look. Winry made a devious smile back and said to Dinry that it was Ed's fault because he didn't drink his milk. Then Ed had a temper tantrum. They finished doing the tree and then started preparing for the guests to arrive. First to show up was Alex Armstrong, who greeted all eight of them with a huge hug all at once. A few minutes later, Al and May showed up with a carton of milk. Al almost died that night. Then finally Roy and Riza Mustang came with their dog and the two dogs played together. They all talked and ate dinner. Afterwards, everyone went outside because the kids wanted to make snowmen. Ed and Al ended up getting into a snowman making contest using alchemy. It was a draw when Roy, with a snap of his finger, burned the snowmen to the ground and said he had enough of their stupidity. He then burned them as well. All was fun and everyone had a great Christmas. The end.

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Feel free to take a moment to clear your mind after reading this...